What do you call a guy who makes to many dinosaur puns?
Can a dinosaur pun be funny?
Need Help with a Dinosaur Pun!
Reddit, I need your help. I'm coming up with dinosaur name puns and I'm stuck on my own name!
Kara + Parasaurolophus = Karasaurolophus
Claire + Pterodactyl = Clairodactyl
Erin + Triceratops = Tricerinatops
John + Iguanadon = Iguanajohn
Charles + ??? = ???
What dinosaur is known for riding a bike without a seat?
Megasaurass
My 7 and 12 year old laughed so hard the 12 year old peed. Mom was not impressed.
A dinosaur predicted his species would be wiped out
What do you call a dinosaur made of circles
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
(I got this one from my mom, actually. lol)
What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car accident?
What does a pirate say when he buries his treasure next to a dinosaur fossil?
What dinosaur do we have the most information about
What do you call a dinosaur who’s hiding from the cops?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Edit: I definitely forgot this came from Jurassic Park. So credit goes to that. But it’s still funny.
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
What do you call a dinosaur haterz ball?
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels...
She said, "Try Sarah Topps."
What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper? .
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?
What do you call a dinosaur that’s unsure of itself?
Did you hear the one about the dinosaur that had feathers?
Why did the dinosaur put beef bullion in his hot water heater tank?
He wanted to go extinct in a meatier shower.
What do you call a dinosaur who just got a tetanus shot?
What kind is of dinosaur steals Sara’s clothes?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens were not invented yet
What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
Scientists have discovered a dinosaur that is assumed to have communicated in a wide variety of similar calls.
They called it, the Thesaurus
Scientists discovered a dinosaur with great word choice.
How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die?
Asteroid overdose!.......................... (a steroid overdose)
What is a dinosaur’s least favourite reindeer?
What do you get if you cross a farming vehicle with a dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-sore-ass
(a chuckler from my childhood, not sure if it's appropriate anymore!)
What do you call a blind dinosaur ?
what do you call a dinosaur that lives in the arctic
They are currently excavating the largest known dinosaur tibia to date!
Apparently it's a real... Shindig.
What do you call a dinosaur with a single horn?
What do you call a dinosaur who eats chilli?
What do you call a dinosaur 🦖 chasing you with a chainsaw?
Dinosaur puns are Pteroble
Why should you never try to fight a dinosaur?
Because you’ll get Jurasskicked.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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