Had a David Bowie cover band play the entire Diamond Dogs album....

And, the Cubic Zirconiums were awesome! But definitely NOT anywhere near the real Diamonds, dawg.

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The day I (first) one-upped my dad's joke:

One day my dad & I were driving home from fishing and a Neil Diamond song was on the radio. My dad said, "This is actually an impersonator called Neil Sapphire." I immediately responded, "Don't you mean Neil Cubic Zirconia?" His groan was priceless to me back then, and I'm waiting for the day my son will do that to me.

(true story from ~30 years ago)

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