What do they call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland?

A sham-rock.

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📅︎ Mar 14 2015
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I want to get my daughters cubic zirconia rings for St. Patrick's Day.

That way, they'll have shamrocks.

If I pull this off, it will be quite the lepre-chaun.

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📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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The day I (first) one-upped my dad's joke:

One day my dad & I were driving home from fishing and a Neil Diamond song was on the radio. My dad said, "This is actually an impersonator called Neil Sapphire." I immediately responded, "Don't you mean Neil Cubic Zirconia?" His groan was priceless to me back then, and I'm waiting for the day my son will do that to me.

(true story from ~30 years ago)

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📅︎ May 09 2016
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