Lady at the store told me her cat has very brittle bones.

I asked "Is that called osteo-purr-osis?"

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👤︎ u/Datasinc
📅︎ Dec 27 2016
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Not a dad but my mom was telling me about my cousin's kid.

Mom: She has a brittle bone disease. Shes 6 but has already broken four arms.
Me: Four arms? You should have started out with the fact that she has four arms, who cares about the brittle bone thing.
She called me a jackass and left. I was the only one laughing.
Worth it.

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What do you call a riddle that is easy to crack?

A brittle.

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👤︎ u/peterqub
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What do you call a hard-headed British toddler?

Brittle.

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👤︎ u/modstms
📅︎ Apr 26 2017
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Dadjoked by my mom...

I took a bite out of some brittle that my mom had just bought...

Mom: That new brittle really gets stuck in your teeth doesn't it.

Me: Yeah it's brutal

Mom: No...It's brittle!

Dropped my head and let out a huge sigh...didn't see it coming

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👤︎ u/yourplus1
📅︎ Aug 25 2014
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