Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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What's the downside of dating the Devil?

He's the possessive type.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2021
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I called in an order for pickup at my local vegan grocery, but they said they don't serve devil worshipers...

All I said was: kale, seitan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sycdan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2021
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Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?

There's no whey in hell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/w00tah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2021
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Why can't the devil make money off of Youtube?

Because he keeps getting demonetized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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Puns are the devil's work so I have nun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ace--dragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2021
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With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justinhanks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jamiemcevoy5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2021
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What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?

He becomes Livid.

I'll see myself out now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zeprido
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2021
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What is the Devil's favorite spice?

Sinnamon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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If the devil were to go bald...

I bet there would be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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What did the dentist say to the devil?

The power of crest compelles you!

came up with that in seminary class

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/parzeen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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The devil and a criminal work great together

After all, they have great sin-ergy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WitherLord888
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2021
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cerebolic-parabellum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?

Hoi- SIN sauce.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?

Because they are made of satin

Ba-dum-tssss

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegoldchicken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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What’s it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?

Fausting

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-PeachesNGravy-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?

Spin and tonic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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If the Devil ever lost his hair

It'll be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.

I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/persimmonsareawesome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
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Did you know that the devil is bald?

But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theshaggydogg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the devil go down to georgia?

because he lives there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pengo101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2020
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The Devil Wears Karma
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reddituser246
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire

Just something I ass pyre to

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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Where does the devil do his dishes?

Helsinki

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cmac6691
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2020
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I’m writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. It’s your basic β€œSold my sole to the devil” novel.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinglebarryHandpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2019
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While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.

Boy, was my face red!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2020
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The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.

Now Hell's inky

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vabune
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?

The price was his soul

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nerevar427
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2020
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The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Patati
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2019
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The White Devil
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/escape-ism
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2019
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What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hyplex81
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2019
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How does the Devil take calls?

On his hell phone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmbivalentFanatic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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How do sponges talk to the devil?

They use a squeegee board.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ethanholmes2001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2019
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In the song β€œThe devil went down to Georgia”, what did the devil give Johnny?

A u-seless fiddle (sorry if you haven’t heard the song, check it out, is lovely).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Neighbor-of-the-Beas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2019
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Did you hear about the car salesman who tried making a deal with the devil?

He couldn't a Ford to sell his Soul.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToonyCream
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2018
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Puns are the devils work

So i have nun

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brick_Beast
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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If the devil went bald

There would be he'll toupee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tjeters
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2020
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If the devil ever lost his hair..

Therr would be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danger_dip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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I once met a dyslexic devil worshipper.

He sold his soul to Santa.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2018
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dead1ift
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2018
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