Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu canβt wait
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οΈ Aug 15 2020
What's the downside of dating the Devil?
He's the possessive type.
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οΈ May 27 2021
I called in an order for pickup at my local vegan grocery, but they said they don't serve devil worshipers...
All I said was: kale, seitan.
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οΈ May 11 2021
Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?
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οΈ Apr 08 2021
Why can't the devil make money off of Youtube?
Because he keeps getting demonetized.
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οΈ Mar 26 2021
Puns are the devil's work so I have nun.
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οΈ Apr 04 2021
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
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οΈ Mar 30 2021
lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
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οΈ Apr 03 2021
What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?
He becomes Livid.
I'll see myself out now.
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οΈ Jan 16 2021
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
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οΈ Jan 04 2021
If the devil were to go bald...
I bet there would be hell toupee.
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οΈ Jan 26 2021
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
The devil and a criminal work great together
After all, they have great sin-ergy.
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?
Because they are made of satin
Ba-dum-tssss
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
Whatβs it called when you sell your soul to the Devil to be skinny?
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
Whatβs the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
If the Devil ever lost his hair
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οΈ Sep 26 2020
My mom bought nasty sparkling water drinks. My brother said it tasted like devil incarnate.
I said it tasted like devil carbonate :D
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οΈ Jul 09 2020
Did you know that the devil is bald?
But donβt mention it to him or there will be hell toupee
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
Why did the devil go down to georgia?
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οΈ Jul 07 2020
The Devil Wears Karma
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οΈ Apr 19 2020
I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire
Just something I ass pyre to
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οΈ Jul 18 2020
Where does the devil do his dishes?
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οΈ Jan 16 2020
Iβm writing a book about a guy who sells shoe parts to satan. Itβs your basic βSold my sole to the devilβ novel.
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οΈ Dec 11 2019
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
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οΈ Apr 01 2020
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
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οΈ Feb 04 2020
Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?
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οΈ Feb 26 2020
The devil is depicted as male, because he is evil with a d...
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οΈ Jun 24 2019
The White Devil
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οΈ Apr 27 2019
What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
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οΈ Apr 12 2019
How does the Devil take calls?
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οΈ Jun 10 2019
How do sponges talk to the devil?
They use a squeegee board.
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οΈ Aug 17 2019
In the song βThe devil went down to Georgiaβ, what did the devil give Johnny?
A u-seless fiddle (sorry if you havenβt heard the song, check it out, is lovely).
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οΈ Feb 19 2019
Did you hear about the car salesman who tried making a deal with the devil?
He couldn't a Ford to sell his Soul.
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οΈ Nov 28 2018
Puns are the devils work
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οΈ May 26 2020
If the devil went bald
There would be he'll toupee
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οΈ Apr 07 2020
If the devil ever lost his hair..
Therr would be hell toupee.
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οΈ Nov 13 2019
I once met a dyslexic devil worshipper.
He sold his soul to Santa.
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οΈ Dec 24 2018
Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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οΈ Dec 19 2018
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