Dementias Puns

This happened with no planning, just flowed naturally. I’m so proud.

Me to my 15 year old: What did you and and your friend do last night? I know you told me but I forgot. Her: We played Just Dance. You got dementia or something? Me: I didn’t think so….. but now that dementia’d it….. 😂😂😂

I am asked him which doctor but he couldn’t remember.

[this actually happened to me today 😬]

She is watching our wedding video again.

Well fiddlesticks, I just had it... If I remember it later I will post it...

...but I forgot it.

Wait what was the punchline again?

His motto was, "If you can't treat 'em, join 'em."

Just can't remember it.

Dad: Which one?

NB This conversation did take place, with someone who has mild dementia and still has a sense of humour.

I said, "Who the fuck are you?"

Everyone keeps telling me "concentrate" - like I'm not trying already!

I forget what it was

So I'm poring my grandma a bowl of cereal, I spilt some on the floor, when I moved to pick it up I stepped on a bunch of it. My grandma looks me straight in the eyes and says "look now you're a cereal killer"

I started dieing laughing, she didn't get it.

Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.

Mom: Tomorrow it will be too

Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?

Mom and me: 🤔

Dad: Wry smile

Me: Dad, you still got it

She remembers next to nothing.

She couldn't remember.

Aka The Dementia Specialist

I don't blame him though, considering I wasn't born until he was about 30 years old..

I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.

My dad is in a care center with Parkinson’s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He can’t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you 🙏

Ray Heng Terrace Glen room 184 3400 Alburnett Rd Marion IA 52302

An old man named Brock Oswald Lee wanted to telephone his friend, Edward Flower. But he forgot, since he had dementia. The nurse quickly reminded him: “Brock O. Lee, call E. Flower”

I wish I knew who Self was, as the last one I found tells me they have dementia and if they forget their pills today it could be fatal.

"I know people, most of them have dementia, but I know people" He's a nurse at an old people's home...

Dementia

I work at a retirement home. I was in our dementia unit this morning, about to give a gentleman his AM meds. I asked him: "How are you feeling today?"

He replied: "With my hands."

"I don't remember." (Offical dad joke from my dad)

I don't remember.