not to start any debate but..blue is cool.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lockmessedup998
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Settle a pun debate

I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:

Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"

Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"

I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creaky_thumbs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Debate is over, Santa is real...

I felt his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...

I say they were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rizjwiz1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.

It was pretty anti-climatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why do we use debate?

We use debate to catch de-fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bart_904
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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The iPhone vs Android debate has to stop!

It's too devicive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KlydesHail
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypocreton
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Joe Rogan hosting a presidential debate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WyattsQuietRiot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Y’all think last night’s debate was bad...

To this day the Lincoln-Douglas debate of β€˜58 is literally unwatchable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoYouWantAunts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Didn't learn much with the last debate, but

We did find out that Pence is actually pretty fly, for a white guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pipessqueak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A pole to help with your next debate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.

One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I was at dinner and me and my brother were having a debate and he said β€œYou know what would suck”

And my dad yelled β€œA straw!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winkycofilms-YT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why did the scarecrow never win any debates?

He always used a straw man argument

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wofguy3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Did you hear the new debate Congress is having on planes?

It’s ok if you haven’t, the decision is still up in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenoOnTrial
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I find the moving steps debate escalating.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave11899
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I was at a debate for global warming the other day,

Boy did things heat up in there.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Fish school is weird. Turns out its not the smart fish that take debate.
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There is a heated debate on whether we really need to change our clocks twice a year...

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I'm really getting tired of the debate between gif and jif!

Seriously, who gifs a fuck?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VereDiz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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NASA was having a debate over the Sun’s size..

It got very heated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourDailyHuman77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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I think the debate of Nikola Tesla's origin is currently alternating.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdfighter8842
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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What do you call philosophers having a debate on morality?

Moral Kombat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supernova008
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenoh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
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What happens when two particles have a debate?

they hold an electron...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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I got into an ongoing, fierce debate on /r/coffee...

It turned into a real brewhaha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moby__dick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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Police brutality post ends up in a charged debate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djmerl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut

When another member walked over and astutely pointed out β€˜discord’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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If you find yourself in a debate and you make the same point someone else just made...

Is it called a re-bate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srocan
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Debate

Note: MY19 = My 19 year old


Me - Mum and I are going out.

MY19 - what am I going to do?

Me - You can debate with a lot of people.

MY19 - What?

Me - Mass debate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeelsLikeForever
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.

It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/degco44
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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DEBATE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gubatron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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What is the best way to use debate?

Is to put it on da hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandiegoJack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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Why do so many rhetoric courses and debate classes use the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys" as educational material?

Because each episode has so many bros and cons.

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Did you hear of the debate following a recent study which found mixing marijuana into cattle feed can reduce their carbon footprint?

... The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrotumbrella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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I wanted to go to a debate about tea...

.. but it boiled over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntoxWolf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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What did the undecided voter say after the VP Debate?

I'm on the Pence.

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My class had a debate about global warming today...

It got pretty heated.

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