Daylight Save Time Puns

They might Clock me

The Times They Are a-Changin'

Like clockwork

I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.

Oh how times have changed....

CEST le temps.

This is what I posted to Facebook yesterday. http://imgur.com/a/bBp10

Being retired, my spouse often loses track of time, days and dates. I reminded hubby that we would lose an hour tonight. The response - "I lose days at a time, an hour ain't nothing."

Mom: It's seems so late. Sister: It's only 7. Mom: Yeah, but it seems later. Dad: Like 8 o'clock?

After getting nagged for swearing I say "Times have changed." My dad replies with "You're right, it's daylight savings."

Santa clock came while we were sleeping

Edit: This is what my dad would say every daylight savings time, twice a year, every year, when we were kids.