It’s mail-dominated.
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
6:30, hands down.
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The spacebar
It Taurus apart
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.
...and that's my in-tire story.
They make up everything.
I was proud.
That’s just unpresidented
One to cook and one to clean.
two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
One does not simply walk into Mordor
He’s my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
It's not much but it's getting me bi
But it's just a curd to me
Because sin 90 = cot 45.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
"Stairs don't talk!"
But will she leave me ?
Find out next week.
...I didn't want to be accused of kidnapping.
John Sour-Doe
Get out of here! Shouts the bartender. We don't serve your type here.
Tooth Hurty
(2:30)
Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
I think I picked up a nervous tic.
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Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
He has selfie steam issues.
