Darning Needle Puns

A list of puns related to "Darning Needle"

I told my Uncle John that Isaac Newton once stuck a darning needle behind his eyeball to test a hypothesis about optics.

He won't stop referring to him as Eye-Stick Newton.

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👤︎ u/messenger_boy
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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I sat down to sew and wouldntchayknow it, the machine is broken.

Guess that was my last stitch effort.

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👤︎ u/unexpectedly_petite
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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