A list of puns related to "Danish Food"
Waitress asking us if we've finished our food: "are you finish?" Dad: "No, we are Danish"
dad then proceeds to erupt in laughter
At a function after graduation and the servers were bring around food. Server "would you like a Danish?" "no thank you, but I'll have a swede if they're going" - dad Poor girl didn't miss a beat. "sorry we're out of swedes at the moment"
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