French fries weren’t originally cooked in France 🇫🇷
They were cooked in grease
“Well oil be dammed”
Dam
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “dam” 😂🤣😂🤣
after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
Harvard University just ran a study proving 74% of the countries have flawed dams and it was dismissed
because it didnt hold water
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
" I know he means well.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Dam.
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
I have to go to the Dam Store again. Forgot the milk
What did the beaver say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Damn
Have you heard about the religious beaver?
He dams everything that goes against his beliefs.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
The best dam movie I’ve seen in a while.
What did the captain of the Ever Given say when the ship ran aground?
Dam
What did the beaver say when he saw his house on fire?
Hot Dam!
A friend demanded that I tell him about 2 types of water containers.
I responded with "Well dam!"
Why can Kylo Ren be seen driving Gold Carts around Hoover Dam
Because he’s Adam Driver
My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100°
My wife just joined an activist group called DAM
Mothers Against Dyslexia
What does the fox say?
Not a dam thing, it’s a fox
Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
Why do people of Athens hate waking up so dam early?
Dawn is tough on Greece.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Its been nice gnawing you!
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir.Is the bar tender here?"
What do you call an otter living in another otter’s dam?
A squ-otter.
I don’t know why Reddit is suddenly obsessed with beavers
but, dam.
So I just watched a documentary about beavers...
It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen!
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Dam
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam programme I've ever seen.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Oh dam
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What Did The Fish Say When He Ran Into A Wall?
Dam
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
