Criminal Charges Puns

A list of puns related to "Criminal Charges"

Anyone else surprised we don't see more toddlers with criminal charges?

Mine's always resisting a rest.

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👤︎ u/inspire_me_please
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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You can have criminal charges filed against you if you don't take enough naps.

You'll be indicted with resisting a rest.

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👤︎ u/ass-with-class
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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The criminal charge

A young lady had a problem because this other gal looked almost exactly like her, but had a nasty vocabulary. Nobody wanted to be around her anymore because the foul-mouthed girl really harmed her reputation.

So the lady in question decided to push the foul-mouthed look-alike off of the top roof of the Empire State Building. However, after doing this, she was soon arrested. Guess what she was charged with?

Making an obscene clone fall.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who had criminal charges set against him?

They blew up.

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👤︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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As the detective examined the crime scene at the carnival he came upon the man working the “Guess your weight” booth. The detective had the man arrested as an accomplice to the criminal.

He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.

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👤︎ u/Pasngas42
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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Jail is more than just a word...

... it's a sentence

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why hasn't Abraham Lincoln ever been charged with a crime?

He's in a cent.

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👤︎ u/OneCoolGuy234
📅︎ Jan 27 2017
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Did you hear about the tree surgeon who was found to be hiding escaped convicts up trees in his garden?

He was charged with arboring criminals

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👤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Police just arrested a lurker with a knife hiding in people's sleeping gear at a popular camping site.

He was charged with criminal in-tent.

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👤︎ u/Killjoy13337
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Did you hear about the mobsters arrested for peddling Viagra and Cialis?

(Showing me the paper today):

Did you hear about the mobsters arrested for peddling Viagra and Cialis?

It sounds like they were hardened criminals.

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👤︎ u/greeneggsand
📅︎ Jul 10 2013
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