A list of puns related to "Miranda Rights"
Her: So I hear you have a girlfriend?
Son: (passivley since its his first real "relationship") Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that.
Her: So what's her name?
Son: Miranda.
Her: Well you better treat her with respect. You're gonna pay if you don't because Miranda has rights.
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