Jesus didn't pay for our sins with cash or credit...
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︎ May 21 2021
Did you know Tesla is making a credit card?
I hear it's worthless if you don't charge it
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︎ May 27 2021
Credit goes to my buddy Quinten who made this.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I went to an Internet cafe, but they declined my credit card.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Credit to u/cmagnum
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Credit to u/soflytaxidermy
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Square root (credit to u/fatfatlama)
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︎ Feb 26 2021
[Credit to u/Vishalbharadwaj21] I have the high ground
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Credit: instagram.com/etheriality
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︎ Jul 26 2020
The best part of writing a book using only a Ouija board is getting all the credit.
Because it was written by a ghost writer
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︎ Mar 24 2021
How does a train eat it's dinner?
It chew chews it!?
Credit: My 3 year old, who validated the joke through my 6 year old.
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︎ May 05 2021
Today is the day I can post it
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I wore a credit card costume yesterday, I think I'll wear it today
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Credit - 8shitnet
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︎ Aug 05 2020
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︎ Mar 20 2021
After being single for years, my best friend said, "Can I set you up?
I said "Go on then!!"
Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Credits to u/plat_playya
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say itβs a blast from the past!
*credit to my 9 year old daughter
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Do you want to hear a new word I made up?
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︎ May 20 2021
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Full credits to u/xibang.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A man walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says
WHO FUCKED MY WIFE someone replyed mate you dont have enough bullets
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︎ May 19 2021
Trump's defeat is in his hands (Credit: how.how)
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︎ Nov 24 2020
When people tell me I'm good at the theremin, I have to give credit to my wife.
She also likes it when I don't touch her.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Ridiculously photogenic humans (Credit: how.how)
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Credit to doshizle for this
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine?
Heβs fully recovered now.
(Credit to Colin Mochrie)
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︎ May 08 2021
Why you can't read minds. (Credit: how.how)
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︎ Nov 13 2020
loaf-i girl. (full credit to u/F-inthechatguy)
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︎ Oct 01 2020
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What kind of sick bird breaks the law?
An ill eagle
(Credit to my first grader π)
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︎ May 20 2021
Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?
No one, heβs an elf made man
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︎ Dec 06 2020
IT puns :-)
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun
https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813
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︎ Oct 09 2020
credit(Indian Hills community)
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
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︎ Sep 07 2020
You have to give Trump credit.
Because he doesnβt have any cash.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
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