What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rooner_Spism
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I read a story to my daughter about a cow that produced magical golden milk

It was legend dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majintb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Studies have revealed that cows produce much more milk when the farmers talk to them.

It's a case of, in one ear and out of the uddet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?

She was legendairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?

Spoiled milk

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...

But I am still looking for the pink cows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a farm when none of the cows give milk?

An udder disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lin-Duh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?

It was udderly pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HwackAMole
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...

Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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It's so hot outside that my cow started giving powdered milk

It's udderly terrible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurica1306
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...

No, pigs do that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What kind of milk do you get from footless cows?

Lack-toes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1derin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Have you ever tried to milk a cow that has been cut in half?

Udder madness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?

It comes in at one end, and out the udder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."

Dairy = dare he

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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How do you name someone that help you milk the cows

COWorker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobberMeme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Where does a farmer document the milk production of his cows?

In his dairy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Did you hear the joke about the cows that provided milk for the Roman Army?

You totally should. It's legion-dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alficles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I once saw a cow that could produce no milk.

It was udderly useless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumpinjahosafats
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I was telling my son about how a cow produces milk...

He asked me "Dad, if it doesn't produce anymore, is it an udder faliure?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nascarfan624
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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My cow stopped producing milk

What an udder disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KurlyKarl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I was rying to milk my cow and it looks like it was an udder failure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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How can you tell if that milk is from your cow or udders? -
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What kind of milk do cows with no barn make?

Pasturized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one-zero
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I saw a porno yesterday in which a chicken and a cow both drink chocolate milk.

It's called Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_old_man1972
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What do you call an ancient cow's milk?

Legendairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenGazelley
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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In the 1970s farmers attempted giving weed to cows in order to improve milk production. However, they concluded the steaks were too high.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RndmRanger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notafuddu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk, it’s both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superflyguy87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punderants
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

An Udder Failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What happens when a cow drinks her own milk?

It goes in one end, and out the utter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c10e
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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If a cow doesn’t produce milk:

Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElCapoDeSoldati
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?

It comes in at one end and out of the udder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Studies show cows produce more Milk when the Farmer talks to them.

It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSaiyanBen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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So if a cow doesn't produce milk,

Is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesBihary
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What do you call a cow that doesnt produce milk?

A milk dud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderhold22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What do you call a cow that gives no milk

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGingerNulty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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It's a known fact that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them

It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonsieurMann
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What Do you call a cow that can't make any Milk?

An Udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazingMetal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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What do you call a dairy cow that can’t produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uncleratchet
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give any milk?

She was an udder disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaihemGaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotfatdogs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them

It’s a case of, in one ear and out the udder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PineappleBum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What do you call cows that don't produce milk?

Udder disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnsnprwldwsl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.

It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chooboto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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