What did the courting owl say when it was raining?
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?
What do lawyers wear to court?
A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
I was told not to eat the candy in court...
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
What’s the best thing to wear to court?
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
What did the skirt do when it was in court?
Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?
Because they’re hearing aides!
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court?
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldn’t Barrett.
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
I’m representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.
I’m expecting a long sentence
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...
I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court.
There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.
He won't be allowed to court anyways
Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?
Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!
A fish goes to court for murder
The fish is found “gill”ty
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did noone in the King's Court laugh when the King farted?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
Credit to u/neitral-fella
r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here
The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...
it was an ironclad alibi!
Mario in court
Judge :I order you to pay 10,000$
Mario: why
Judge: it’s a fine
Mario : no itsa not
I didn’t come up with this just thought it was funny
Why was Helium in court?
He broke the law of gravity
A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I’m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
Why was the chicken held in contempt of court?
Judge: Order in the court!
Me: I'll have a cheeseburger and fries
[In court] Judge: After seeing all the evidence, I am sending you to jail.
Defendant: Say-you-did-what.
Judge: What did you say?
Defendant: Thanks for reversing my sentence.
My Chinese friend has to go to court,
But I will fetch Himalaya
I was at the park the other day
And I heard a bunch of yelling and grunting near the tennis court. I went over there and asked
"What's with all the racket?"
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
What does a lawyer wear to court
What type of underwear do lawyers wear to court?
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...
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