I asked my son today β€œWhy do you always sing to your corn on the cob before eating it?”

His explanation was music to my ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fordskis
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I’m in Tampa bay right now and they’re selling corn on the cob...

Buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonficshawn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.

Only a...buck an ear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads

They were really corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoodiededumdum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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My mother-in-law was having dinner with us, and began coughing while eating her corn on the cob. She said, "I'm choking on a kernel of corn".

I said "at least it wasn't a General of Corn". No one laughed except me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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Did you see the horse who could balance a corn cob on his head?

It was some unique corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahjennyv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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I ate some delicious corn on the cob yesterday

It was a-maize-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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My dad and I were having corn on the cob for dinner

After we were done, he gave the cobs to our two dogs as a treat. For the rest of the night, my dad referred to them as his "corndogs".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAisAok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2016
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Corn

So I went to the farmers market the other day and I saw pirate selling whole corn on the cob... I asked him β€œhow much is your corn?”

He replied β€œA buccaneer!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxrox2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What's a unicorn?

A horse that wears corn on cob on its head in order to blend in with the other magical horses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Got my girl to roll her eyes with this one at the fair.

There were costumed food characters on stage in a cooking demonstration at the fair we were at (ice cream, churro, orange, and really round corn on the cob).

As the corn character was introduced, I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Aww shucks, that corn is a little husky."

The immediate look of disdain and the eye roll from her is my reason for living.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkelsey4610
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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What is a spider’s favorite food?

Corn on the cob-web

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call corn stuck in a spider-web?

Corn on the cob

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I got summer teeth

We were having dinner and my mom was commenting on how my dad doesn't eat his corn on the cob fully and to the cob. His reply:

Dad: I have summer teeth! Some are there, some are not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nations
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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Once when I worked at KFC...

We were wrapping corn in the morning. There were dozens of cobs on the table. I Said. "No one make any corny jokes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tychobrahe2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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Nobody lended me an ear to listen to this one...

We had corn on the cob for dinner tonight. My mom: "The corn was off the chain tonight!" Me: "No, the corn is off the cob."

Which went largely ignored as i chuckled to myself about it.

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