I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.

Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast

But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Z_513
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What did the eggs say to the corn flakes?

Why so cereals?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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How much does a corn flake weigh?

1 Kelloggram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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TIL that deposits of hard dried skin are called corns

This means the layers of skin I pull off of those areas are corn flakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basmith0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I ordered some corn online to be delivered to my house. It never showed up. So I guess it's true...

Corn flakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitx07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Why did it take so long to catch the cereal killer?

Because of corn flaking evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devcon4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Got this gem from my dad this morning.

"If I take the last in the box of Corn Flakes and finish off the rest of the Corn Pops in one meal, does that make me a cereal killer?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeitsikeman116
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2016
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I over did my corn flakes...

Now I have popcorn flakes.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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