Frosted Flakes Puns

A list of puns related to "Frosted Flakes"

Last night I finished off the Frosted Flakes, Honeycombs and Cheerios.

My wife is very upset she married a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/SirFrankPork
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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The twelve days of Jokemas, day ten

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?

Frosted Flakes

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👤︎ u/Hud_is_on
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a nordic person who never shows up on time?

A frosted flake

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👤︎ u/omegaswepon
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Coworkers talking about new windows

Couple of my coworkers were talking about new windows one of them were putting in. As I'm walking to my office, I overhead them saying how the new windows are frosted and look really nice.

Me (interrupting them): Yeah, some of our windows are frosted too. But it's weird because in the winter time, they flake quite a bit for some reason.

Coworker 1: Flake? What do you mean?

Me: Yeah it's weird. My frosted window flakes all the time.

Coworker 2: OMG laughter

A few minutes pass as I grab some lunch and head back to my office.

Coworker 2: Anything else about your windows you'd like to tell us?

Me (after a brief pause): They're grrrrrrrrrrreat!

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👤︎ u/nuclfusion4
📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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What did the snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

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👤︎ u/mustachereviews
📅︎ Aug 22 2016
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Dad had a joke ready for the upcoming snow storm

My dad and I were driving when he abruptly stopped the story he was telling to tell this joke:

"What do snowmen eat for breakfast?"

"Uh, I don't know dad."

"Frosted Flakes!"

Laughter was forced.

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👤︎ u/zorgtron
📅︎ Mar 25 2014
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