Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.

Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Grif
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Tony the Tiger is dead... Murdered!

It was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Tony the Tiger was charged with first degree murder yesterday...

Guess he was a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CokeDude22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.

They are looking for a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What kind of cheeses does Tony the Tiger put on pizza?

They're Grrrrated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pluripotense
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What did Tony the Tiger say to the milk jug when asked about a bunch of swollen raisins sitting in the corner of the fridge?

They’re GRRRRRAPES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixPhalaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Why does Tony the Tiger love purple fruit?

They're G-R-R-R-APE!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajustyle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2013
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