Bill and Ted have a new cookbook coming out

It’s called Wyld Scallions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a cowboy's cookbook?

Home, home on the range!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmerandstir
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My cookbook has a recipe to make a ground beef substitute out of old books

But I don’t like to be one to mince my words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I'm working on an Indian cookbook but I just can't finish that cucumber yoghurt recipe.

Classic case of raita's block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaltosMcOlafson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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A cookbook of music based puns?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I don't trust cookbooks

Mine said I could keep chicken in the freezer up to three months, but I only put one in yesterday evening and by this morning it was dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilamnesiac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Bear Grylls should write a cookbook called "Bear Grills"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllenCoin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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[request] cookbook/Christmas pun

Got a cookbook for my mother in law for Christmas. It hasn't come in the mail yet so we're printing out a picture of it and wanted to include pun on it, but husband and I are failing miserably. Help?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merrma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Got my wife with this while looking at a cookbook

I was looking at a cookbook to come up with some meal ideas for the coming week, and after reading the name of a recipe, my wife said, "Ooh. That sounds good. How do you make that?"

"Well, you start with tea..."

(pause)

"and end with h-a-t"

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Dad took one look at Jamie's 30 Minute Meals cookbook

"What a load of nonsense. There's at least 50 in here and they're all quite big."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GirlGargoyle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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While looking through a cookbook I spotted a recipe for Wonton Soup...

I remarked that I thought it would be a nice thing to make one day to which my Dad piped in with,

"Is that the one with the questionable morals?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlelondonboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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Cookbooks?

We're all gathered around the table, eating delicious roast.

Mom: "Honey, you should have been a chef."

Dad: "Why? So you can put books on me?"

Mom and I: Confused expressions

Dad: "You know, a bookchef."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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You want brownies

My daughter wanted to make brownies.

She went to the kitchen and discovered that there was no box of mix.

I pointed to the cookbook and said you need to learn to think outside the box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spribyl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My wife out dadjoked me on the rebound

Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.

We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.

"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.

"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.

She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbbbbbbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2016
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I don't know if my grandmother got me or herself.

(Showing her the cookbook I made my fiance. Her camera was not on)

"Here is the cookbook I made for mrs. Peabo721 to be"

"Wow Peabo721, that looks awesome!"

"Why thank you grandma"

"You are welcome! This is my favorite dessert cookbook"

"I can't see you right now grandma"

"I know, I'm holding a cookbook in front of me. long pause Nevermind"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peabo721
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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Dad joked my wife in the kitchen.

Wife: we joked with my boss that this pie cookbook had 200 pies.

Me: Are you sure it isn't 314 pies.

This earned me a swat on the rear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclematthegreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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When my mom unpacked her xmas present:

She got a cookbook but a vegetarian version of a book she already has.

My mom said literally: "Oh I didn't know it was also vegetarian??".

Classic dad answer: "Nah it isn't I saw it eating meat just around the corner."

He then proceeded to laugh at his joke for a good 5 minutes. But really rebursting out in laughter ever minute it was awful/awesome at the same time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PE_crafter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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