Constantine V Puns

A list of puns related to "Constantine V"

Geologists in Turkey found a lode of a new type of precious mineral.

Naming it after the great Roman emperor, it's called Constantine-opal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PnutButterEggsDice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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What do you call an ongoing fork prong?

Constantine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/termeownator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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Emperor Constantine the Great, Arius and Bing Crosby walk into a bar

Arius exhorts Constantine the Great to agree that Jesus of Nazareth was fully human, isn't co-eternal with God the Father and to revoke the Nicene Creed. Constantine shakes his head, "No. For the sake of the unity of the Christian church, Christians must agree that Jesus is co-eternal: fully God and wholly human."

Arius throws his hands in the air. "What do you think Bing?"

Bing points to Constantine with a sly nod and croons that Jesus is "wholly infant, so tender and mild."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank-Dr3bin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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What do you call a teenager who never grows up?

Constantine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitiamedved
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you call a 17 y/o that stops aging?

Constantine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wherearemylegs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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