Scientists have recently discovered a fish consisting of just two sodium atoms…
A German Family consisting of a Mom, Dad, 8-year-old son, and 6-year-old daughter walk into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?
It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.
I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
Did you hear about the queen cover band consisting of ducks?
They do most queen songs but they don't quack under pressure.
Did you hear about the gang consisting only of people with the running noses?
They’re called the Aller G’s
When I asked my dad if he thought it was a good idea to switch my diet to one consisting mainly of almonds, cashews and macadamias...
He just shrugged and said, it’s ok, go nuts
I've started writing my updates for my team's daily meetings in the form of a nineteen-line poem with two rhymes throughout, consisting of five tercets and a quatrain.
Alas, I'm not a very good poet.
In fact, my manager told me he's never seen such a wretched scribe of scrum and villanelle.
I went to the zoo the other day and the animals consisted of a single dog.
Why do amputees consistently get severe depression?
Because they couldn't reach out to someone.
What do you call a friend from Eastern Europe that consistently beats you at chess.
The Fellowship consists of 4 hobbits, 2 humans, 1 elf and a dwarf
Just woke up in hospital...
Doctor: Unfortunately, we had to remove half of your colon.
Me; Why?
Consistency.
What happen when you con your sis a ton of time? You get consistent at it.
Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat...
But he allows himself one carb a night.
My boss said “This is the fifth time this week you’ve been late for work. Do you know what that means?”
What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?
Where did they bury the World Crossword Champion?
Six feet down and five feet across!
GPT-4 generated "What do you get when you cross X with Y jokes"
I had GPT-4 generate "What do you get when you cross X with Y jokes" for X animals and Y technologies. Does it pass the Dad Turing test?
|
Cell Phone |
Printer |
Language Model |
| Tortoise |
The shellphone! |
The slowest printer in the world! |
A wise and ancient storyteller! |
| Octopus |
A multitasking master! |
An inkcredible printer! |
A cephalo-poet! |
| Giraffe |
A long-distance caller! |
A high-resolution printer! |
A giraffe that tells tall tales! |
What does Dumbledores car collection consist of?
I have a pet termite that I've named Clint.
What's a sailor's favorite thing about his job?
My day consisted of ups and downs.
So I got off the elevator.
Did you know that rainfall totals measure consistently higher at airports in Spain than anywhere else in the country?
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes
Did this one in real life
Roommate (who for reference is gay) is putting up the reusable artificial Christmas tree with a group of friends. He steps back to look at his work, then turns around and asks “maybe it’s me, but this tree doesn’t look straight”
Me: “probably because it just came out of the closet”
What do you call a ship that consists only of stores?
What do you call your Irish friend who values consistency and routine?
Name one good thing about an alcoholic; I'll go first:
They sure are good at lifting spirits.
Have you ever listened to Canine music?
I was told it was OK to pee in the swimming pool.
Unfortunately not from the 10 meter diving board though.
There's a show that consists only of people peeing.
You can see it on a number of streaming channels.
Rabbit comes to the bakery asking if they have carrot pie.
Rabbit: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
owner says no, we don't make carrot pie.
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
No! We don't make carrot pie!
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
No! I told you already!
Rabbit came 3 days in a row so the owner thinks; I'm gonna make him a carrot pie he might be a regular! Earn some money.
Next day rabbit comes: Hi! Do you have carrot pie?
Owner answers yes! Its right here!
Rabbit answers: It's disgusting, isn't it?
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
When flirting consists of solid puns...
Barnyard studies have consistently found
that two out of three pigs use inferior building materials.
Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales
because where there is a Will, there is a whey
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
What do pancakes and baseball teams have in common?
Their consistency depends on the batter.
What do you call consistent bad luck on the highway?
what does goblin's blood consist of?
My friend took a difficult test on the consistency of ground water today...
I said, well water doesnt sound that hard
If you die of obstipation what quantity of your body weight consists of excrement?
why did the Beaver have a better credit score that the platypus?
The Beaver didn't have any bills
Did you hear about the music group that is consisted entirely of members who are HIV positive?
They call themselves The Band-Aids
What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?
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