A lot of conflicts in the Wild West could have been avoided....
....had the Cowboy architects just made their towns big enough for everyone.
I have an obsessive compulsion to steal a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest...
It's a Risk but I have to take it!
Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been in conflict with each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Today I resolved a conflict between two chicks
That's the first time I made chickpeace.
I just printed a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid conflicts and not say the wrong thing.
I stormed into the library today demanding to know why the book on high conflict personalities I'd ordered still wasn't in.
"It's not our fault" said the librarian,
"That's the one" I replied.
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
Fake conflict
People keep talking about the Middle East as if it’s an actual place, but I don’t think it Israel
Chaos, subterfuge, and conflict ensued as a giant primate chased everyone off the pier, declaring it his own and invoking his title.
We should throw durex in conflicts.
We know they gonna blow up anyway.
Who says a little conflict is bad?
Tension is what keeps my shoulder blades together!!!
Why has Japan had so many conflicts and wars?
Because they have lots of animes.
I have lots of Kenny Rogers jokes, but in light of his recent passing, I won't tell them.
You gottta know when to hold 'em.
Putin all jokes Assad, I'm going to watch the Syrian conflict evolve Obama self at home.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’s “Rrr,” but it’s really the sea.
People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river
This Holy Land conflict, I can't even...
Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke
So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."
To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."
Think he'll still date me?
I don’t know why, but there’s just something about a duck sitting on the roof of a house that makes me mad and makes me laugh, too
This morning there were two, I was quite conflicted. it was a real paradux.
I don't think I could ever move to Denmark, too many red flags.
On the other hand the flag is a big plus, so I'm a little conflicted.
What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?
If you looked into my medicine cabinet...
...you would assume I have very conflicting views on biotics.
You can never argue for very long with an Ent.
They always manage to get to the root of the conflict, instead of beating around the bush.
I actually submitted my own idea for a Deadpool movie.
He survives through to the 24th century and gets his own ship. He somehow runs afoul of a certain Bajoran captain who used to be a distinguished ensign on the Enterprise, under Captain Picard.
The movie then becomes about their conflict. The response from the studio wasn't kind. They said I should abort the idea. They said it would be too controversial to make a movie about Ro v. Wade.
Two guys were fighting. One with a whisk, the other with a beater.
They were having an eggs utensil conflict
My dad is truly a legend
Tonight after supper:
"What do you call 2 conflicting diagnoses?" Pause "A pair-o-docs!"
I heard him chuckle under his breath.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely....
.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...
...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...
...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...
...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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