What happened when two herds of evenly-matched cows got into a turf war?

There was mootual destruction

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👤︎ u/MBonez12
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.

He had no idea he had started a turf war.

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👤︎ u/flash17k
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...

Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war

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📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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