My friend started a pun war that was too hot for her to Handel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alto_128
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Hot Tea: people die during wars

I guess that’s just casual tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc123ucme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Double dad

So, my sister is having her final tests on high school (I'm in college and have a really cute son with my girlfried) and got home today with a weird look on her eyes. Me and dad were having some sandwiches and watching The Empire Strikes Back (Star Wars marathon hype!). I looked at her and asked what happened, she immediately responded "I'm tired as fuck." By that point, I looked at my dad. He was looking at me, with a sparkle on his eyes. We both stood up, walked to her and said together: "HELLO TIRED AS FUCK, WE ARE DAD" Even my mother started laughing. It was hillarious.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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Dad joked by my little cousin.

My little cousin is obsessed with Star Wars and knows way more than anyone I know; so I got him some Lego Star Wars sets and a dearth vader hoodie. Later that night he came up and says,

"How warm is the temperature inside a ton ton?"

"Uh, I'm not sure dude hot warm?"

"Luke warm..."

I've never been more proud of him.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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