A list of puns related to "Batful"
Robin get in the car.
Because it's just a Bat, man!
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
But China got it right off the bat.
Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world
"I don't know, bud, what?"
"Your legs."
Well done, kid.
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
The full name is Bathew
Oreguano.
She replied βthe ball is round daddyβ (with a straight face) So I tell her βno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!β
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says βIβM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!β Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
Because he did Nazi it coming.
They always fly-by-night.
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Be careful to avoid bat droppings. You can catch a rare disease from them that can drive you batshit crazy.
One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski
It wanted to beat the crowd.
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
Remove their brains from their skulls and everyone loses their mind...
Serve laxatives at a party and everybody loses their shit!
It hit a home-run.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
βOh my!! I just saw an angel!!β
βI didnβt.β
Robin: Batman, Batman, there is a problem with the Batmobile, it does not start.
Batman: Must be the battery.
Robin: What is a tery????
Dad: baseball or softball?
Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.
But when hitler does it the whole world is against him?
Robin: βWhat the hell is a tery?β
It Hertz.
But China got it right off the bat
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