My wife and I went to a concert today and someone in the audience started clapping before the music finished. It was a case of premature adulation.
They're my favourite band so I wanted my photo taken with them.
That's me in the corner.
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But I partied like it was $19.99.
I gave her a dollar, and told her to take her brother, too.
A band-aid
It was symbolic
It was a rechoirment for them to go and another group was aBANDoned
They are afraid of pop music.
He was more of a rap scallion.
I can’t believe he annoyed the singer too! She composed a song on the spot, even better she guessed his name right.
“Joe, lean. Joe, lean. Joe lean!”
He went Chopin with his wife for Bachs.
Banana-na-na-na-na
But I love their greatest hits.
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The bands will be Meatloaf, Korn, The Cranberries, and Smashing Pumpkins.
They formed a “mush” pit!
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(Courtesy of my 13-year-old son, who says he got it online, so apologies if it's not new here.)
You might say I was Hungry Like the Wolf.
A super shredder event.
I wonder who’s on first
It was sole music.
I said maybeeeeee....
Because he doesn't exist.
Hello! I need some assistance!
My daughter’s band teacher always makes a pitch at the end of concerts for parents to treat their kids to ice cream. We want to thank him at the end of the year by making him a custom ice cream flavor from a friend who has an ice cream business.
I’m trying to think of a name for it that is a pun involving instruments. We don’t know what flavor yet so I’m really just brainstorming right now.
So please give me your best ice cream/instrument puns. :) Thanks in advance!
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(idk if this joke was used yet, my dad told me this joke a while ago)
The WEEKND
I’m baroque
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
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