I only have one.
The Americans supported the cause of the French Revolution, but not the execution.
Puns off the names Robespierre, Saint Just, etc especially requested.
With a hypotenoose
They said it's because of copyright infridgement.
Cop: You ARE the lawyer
Me: Yeah so where's my present?
I hope you will miss me.
I tried to quack a funny joke but ended up ducking it all up.
Because he was below C-level.
First the executive orders. Then the socialist says I’ll have what he’s having
It was a mandate.
I'm the CIEIO
Is something you don't want to hear at a capital punishment.
Clock jokes can be funny if they’re timed right.
Plane jokes can be funny if they land.
Dad jokes can be funny… no they can’t.
Because semi-colons don't complete a sentence!
A Palpatine
I think it's because he really was poorly executed.
I'm sitting here scrolling reddit when my son casually strolls out of his room into the kitchen...
Him: (knocks on the fridge door)
Me: (genuinely confused) what are you doing?!?
Him: Knocking on the fridge door
Me: Why?
Him: Just in case there is salad dressing in there...
It's a lame dad joke i know, but his execution was so spot on i couldn't help but laugh out loud.
If they’re executed properly
... "it's all in the execution."
The executioner left him hanging.
The material wasn't good, but the execution was great
I'll beheading there soon.
The jokes weren't that good, but i liked the execution.
I found this on r/Damnthatsinteresting posted by u/brigil, i don't know he/she made the joke but that's at least where i found it.
Do you know what's common between digital marketing executives and matrimonial services....?
Both increase the engagement.
You have to be ruthless.
They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.
Good evening. I'll see my self out...
He just couldn’t execute.
His jokes were funny but i didn't love his execution.
Got quite a few groans I was pretty proud of today!
We were talking about hiring a new manager for a field team, and it turned out the guy we liked the most had several felony convictions for gun possession.
COO: I'm not sure we can take the risk, despite his valuable experience.
Me: Well guys, at least we know he'll stick to his guns.
I'll make a very good dad one day.
I was left hanging.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
The bartender asks what they'd like.
The executive of Miller orders a Miller Lite, so the bartender gives it to him. The executive of Bud orders a Bud Light, and he's given one. The bartender looks at the CEO of Guinness, and he asks for a Coke. The bartender, bewildered, hands him the Coke and asks why he didn't order a Guinness. In reply, he said,
"I figured if those two weren't drinking beer, then neither would I!"
Just be-cud.
(had flawless execution of this one on my partner last night.)
The execution.
I defended myself saying "I've barely scratched the Surface"
Because he was below C-level.
The jokes weren't that funny, but I liked the execution!
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
