Who became an old man when they were conceived?

Gary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call a child conceived by incest?

A gross domestic product

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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There’s probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis

And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpydur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Illustrations like these are gene-rally ill-conceived eggsagerations
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What should you name a boy that's conceived in a scarlet Mustang?

Redford

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graafslaaf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Unfortunately, my child was conceived as me and my husband had sex under a goose-feather duvet...

So he was born with down syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moby__dick
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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What do you call the baby that was conceived on the beach?

Sandy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergelo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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When two ginger people conceive a child...

the child could technically be considered ginger-bred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sizzlemen
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Dad jokes aren't written...

They're conceived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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9 months from now babies will be born.

They will be conceived through Irma-culate conception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oacma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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My wife asked me if I thought she could be pregnant...

I told her it was conceivable...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Studies show that telling Dad Jokes increases fertility.

I mean... it's conceivable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivey090
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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We were out browsing for sleep number beds, and dad let this loose on the salesman.

"What do you call twins conceived on a waterbed? "Off springs!"

Oh, dad. Your sense of humor can't hold water...

Shit, now he's got me doing it. Send help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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I was going to buy a baby outfit for my future son or daughter...

But then I realized that would be a little pre-conceived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howellinatthemoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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Keep it in the family

A woman was struggling to conceive her second child, and asks her sister what to do. The sister explains how she had her son after going to an in vitro fertilization clinic, so they decide to go together. The doctor decides the woman's eggs may be the problem, so she is implanted with some of her and her husband's own embryos, but also with a few from her sister's visit.

The woman gets pregnant, and nine months later delivers what appeared to be a set of conjoined twins. But they turned out to be second cousins once removed.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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When two people conceive a ginger child

The child could technically be considered ginger -bred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LimeTime22
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My wife asked me if I thought she could be pregnant.

I told her it was conceivable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezra611
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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