The immaculate conception? The Holy Spirit was in the womb where it happened.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/innerstrife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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At 19, my boyfriend is a master of dad jokes.

Me: I had to run some errands today and the area I was in was so sketchy I thought I was going die.

Him: Well it's a good thing you weren't walking errands, or someone might've caught you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercocked
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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Dad's joke to mom

My dad found a screw in the garage, so he handed it to my mom and said, "Hey, wanna screw?"
This coming from parents who insist all their children were immaculate conceptions.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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