A list of puns related to "Immaculate Conception"
Me: I had to run some errands today and the area I was in was so sketchy I thought I was going die.
Him: Well it's a good thing you weren't walking errands, or someone might've caught you.
My dad found a screw in the garage, so he handed it to my mom and said, "Hey, wanna screw?"
This coming from parents who insist all their children were immaculate conceptions.
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