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First assumed it was sea glass, then fluorite, possibly common opal but now I just did a hardness test- will scratch quartz but quartz won’t scratch it... could it be topaz in that case? Found on the bank of the Piscataqua river in Portsmouth, NH. Thanks! reddit.com/gallery/iemmxi
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(ruairi) B> Diamond Ruby and Topaz 1.0cm+ Common Gem Upgrade for Broadsword

(ruairi) B> Diamond Ruby and Topaz 1.0cm+ Common Gem Upgrade for Broadsword Give me any Suggestions for weapons i should use for g9- recent Generation. I'm a newbie and i'm most familiar to swords.

Edit: My ign in Ruairi is Hayajigama

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these delve rings have always bothered me
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The arguments defending the Expertise system are bizarre

I'm constantly amazed by people defending the Expertise system with claims that its detractors somewhat haven't read the patch notes properly, or don't understand the system, or haven't thought through the implications. The most common arguments appear to be:

1. "You can increase watermark through crafting by using the gypsum orbs obtained through crafting".

This is technically true, but incredibly disingenuous. If you attempted to reach 600 GS in 11 slots solely through gypsum casts created using crafting gypsum orbs, you would need more than a year to get there.

This is because, contrary to claims made by a number of people, gypsum casts are not +10 watermark per use. They're +1 to +5 (randomly rolled) at 500 GS, down to +1 to +4, +3, +2 once you hit higher GS bands, all the way down to a maximum of +1 once you hit the high 580s.

Why are they randomly rolled rather than a flat +5? Why does the +watermark bump get lower than higher your GS? Solely for the purposes of supplementing that addiction loop and increasing the grind. Is this a player-friendly system?

2. "This is much better than the current system, i.e. running elite trains."

This is a strawman. Nobody is arguing that elite trains should be the optimal route to progression. But what people want is a new system which (1) doesn't make them objectively weaker unless they participate in yet another months-long farm after they've already grinded crafting for the past several weeks, and (2) rewards them for doing content they enjoy doing, not content that the designers think they should enjoy doing.

In addition, many very questionable decisions about the expertise/gypsum system appear to be completely overlooked. In particular:

- Why does gypsum have to be tied to a daily 23 hour timer, rather than, say, a weekly reset? Why punish players for not logging in every day?

- Why is sapphire gypsum (dungeon boss drops) locked behind both a dungeon orb cooldown and a gypsum drop cooldown? Is it really necessary to retain the concept of dungeon orbs if you're also introducing a separate gypsum cooldown?

- Why does the topaz gypsum attunement potion (which is on a weekly lockout) only last for 60 minutes? Why does the potion exist in the first place, instead of having 55+ mobs just drop topaz at a steady rate? Why is the drop rate low enough that it's very possible not to obtain 10 topaz gypsum by the time the potion runs out?

**3. "The gypsum system rewards you for engaging with content y

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Deathworld Commando: Reborn- Vol.3- Ch.45- A New Job.

Cover|Vol.1|Previous|Next|Map|Wiki+Discord|Royal Road|Ko-Fi

Morning everyone.

First, big thanks to Lynx for supporting me on Ko-FI. You're crazy.

Secondly, thank you all so much for continuing to support me. Your kind comments every post make writing this story just that much more enjoyable. I hope you will all continue to read and enjoy what I put out. So thank you all so much.

Enjoy :)

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β€œWelcome to the guild, kid,” Dem said while patting me on the back.

β€œBut we haven’t even walked in yet…”

Dem chuckled as patted my back a few times and opened the doors to the guild building. The building was befitting for a group of people that hunted monsters and did odd jobs and it was exactly how I expected it to be. The green wooden building was two stories high and was wider than it was longer. It took up a whole side of a street in Anderfield, not that it was much of a feat considering this was just a slightly larger town than normal.

Inside was an area with seating along with a reception counter that was manned by a young Human man in a lime green uniform. It smelt of alcohol but not the drinking kind. I was quite surprised to see that this place seemed very clean and well kept. The large room was devoid of people besides a handful of loners that were spread out amongst the corners of the room. Most of them had drinks in hand and some even had a meal to go with it.

β€œThis is pretty much how every guild building is. Another tip for you, if you have serious business with the guild, always come at lunch. Everyone takes the freshly posted quests in the morning then they head out immediately so most aren’t back till the evening or even sundown,” Dem said while pointing at a large board next to the reception counter. β€œAt branches like these official guild businesses like signing up stop at around sundown and they turn into more of an inn than an office. But if there is an emergency somebody is always around. Now then… Would you look at who it is…”

Dem was making eye contact with the employee manning the

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The Story of SPG--a love letter from u/earlysong

To my Shiny Fam--

2018 was a tough year for me. I was coping with an injury that had led to chronic pain, and my husband was dealing with an abusive supervisor, which added up to a pretty severe depressive episode. I decided to take a leave of absence from my chemistry Ph.D. program at the beginning of 2019 to recuperate mentally and physically, which left me with an unprecedented level of free time.

At the end of 2018, I helped a friend find an engagement ring, and I had to do some reading on colored gems to help him find the best option. I never really stopped looking at them, even after we’d found the ring. So, in early 2019, I went looking for more information and found r/gemstones. Lapidaries occasionally posted, but there was a particular one that caught my eye, due to both the beautiful cuts and the willingness to chat with people. After a couple weeks of enthusiastic lurking, I purchased a ring from him and we started chatting over PM regularly. I sent a rough sapphire I found on ebay to have it custom cut (the wait time? 1 week.) and he answered my absolutely relentless questions about gem cutting and rough stones. The first lesson I learned: don’t buy rough on the internet if you don’t know what you’re doing. The β€œVVS” sapphire I bought was in fact heavily included.

At one point, Jim mentioned to me that he was running into some trouble on r/gemstones because of all the positive attention he was getting--a couple of users complained to the mods that he was posting only to advertise. I made an offhand comment suggesting that he start his own sub where he could make his own rules. He was only cutting as a side-gig/hobby, but was interested in seeing how far he could make it on cutting, as he was not enjoying his day job.

conversation about starting a new sub between u/earlysong and u/shinyprecious, June 2019

A few days later, I noticed he had done exactly that (I was regularly refreshing his page in the hope

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Deathworld Commando: Reborn- Vol.3- Ch.43- A Lurker Lurking.

Cover|Vol.1|Previous|Next|Map|Wiki+Discord|Royal Road|Ko-Fi

Good morning everyone and welcome to another Monday chapter. Also a big thanks to all of you who have been dishing awards out to me the last few chapters. You guys are wild, thank you.

It's a little late but Happy New Year everyone. Hopefully all of you had a wonderful New Year and got to spend some quality time doing whatever it is you wanted to do.

Hopefully, you guys are also enjoying the first few chapters of volume 3. I've got high hopes for this volume and there is going to be tons of action. I'm honestly not sure if I'm going to be able to pull off epic/well-done fights and bring out interesting new monsters every time, so if some of my work comes up a little short, sorry.

Thanks again, everyone. You guys are the best. Enjoy today's chapter.

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β€œAlce you’re… back… And you found a kid?” A young Human man asked as he dropped down from a tree he was resting on.

He looked to be around twenty, maybe a little younger. He had curly brown hair and swirling dark brown eyes and carried himself like a warrior. Judging by his equipment he must have been a frontline fighter with his steel bastard sword and chainmail armor that he wore underneath his brown vest.

β€œDem, this is Voker, Voker this man is Dem. And Voker here is the one that burned down the Drone hive… by himself,” Alce said as she gestured towards me.

β€œYou mean to tell me this kid is a fire mage capable of taking down an entire Drone hive by herself?” Dem asked incredulously while crossing his arms.

Alce smiled, β€œThat’s what I said. But I watched him incinerate a Forest Spider in a blink of an eye. Not only that, he sensed me long before I stopped him.”

β€œOk-okay I get it… Sorry kid. It’s hard to tell with the mask and all,” Dem apologized while waving his hands.

β€œIt’s fine.”

Is it really that hard to tell that I’m a man… I mean I didn’t talk but still. Maybe I should just start talking first so pe

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Seven Knights 2 Beginner Guide from a KR server player

This guide is brought to you by a self-proclaimed Seven Knights 1 and 2 veteran player 🀣. Seven Knights is a game with many fascinating heroes that I grew fond of. My favorites are the crusader heroes Shane, Sieg, Nia, and Rury.

>https://search.pstatic.net/common/?src=http%3A%2F%2Fblogfiles.naver.net%2FMjAyMTA3MjJfMTI1%2FMDAxNjI2OTU5OTM5MDk5.SRJb1tE3-72MOuEsFqbq1Zcc4UtLGujvHRjDGQ4sm7og.LDvJj9ILAjq5qvKZCl4WhLpFUIrnct-TbmEHF-gAH6Ig.JPEG.dustpeodls%2F1.jpg&type=sc960_832

^ If you click that, you will see Sieg from SK2. My first awakening hero in SK1 πŸ˜„

**Join the Seven Knights 2 Discord server here:

https://discord.gg/wNaxMxJMV4


I highly recommend viewing this guide on PC because it is vast. The guide looks much messier when viewed through the app on the phone, but looks fine on web even on mobile.

I have spent 0 money on this game, and still feel no absolute need at all 10 months in.


Disclaimer:

Currently I am busy so I might take a while to reply to your questions. Please understand.

Before you guys ask a question, please read the WHOLE guide first. I know it is lengthy, but it is important for you to know them all to grow fast. Please refer back to this guide as it is updated frequently with questions that people ask. I see many duplicate questions that I have already answered and updated on the original post. I don't want to put anyone on read, and I want to continue helping you guys. Please control + F to find what you need in the post before asking. Thank you!


This guide contains core information to help you guys get maximum efficiency while playing. Please give me your valuable feedbacks, as it is very rudimentary and tentative.

I will be editing as I go, to make this guide look better and add content that I've been questioned about.

Feel free to ask questions away in the comments and I will take the time to answer your questions individually, and I will add them in this guide as well.

This game is great and very friendly for f2p.

**Storyline is beautiful, and the gameplay encourages the use

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Deadset's Seasonal Mechanic Guide & All Character Cheat Sheet, Season 25 Edition

Greetings, /r/Diablo!

Season 25's theme revolves around 7 unique Soul Shards based on the Lords of Hell, each giving your hero a unique new power based on their demonic origin. We have a lot of ground to cover on the Seasonal mechanic, so just like last time, I won't waste much space with build recommendations. Here's the short of it, and tl;dr just play Monk:

 

###Barbarians:

 

###Crusaders:

 

###Demon Hunters:

 

###Monks:

 

###Necromancers:

  • Beginner's/Haedrig's Gift Build is [Grace of Inarius](https://www.icy-veins.com/d3/necromancer-grace-of-inarius-fresh-70-starter-build
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Ego, The Grandmaster, The Collector, and Buri (Odin's grandfather) were all renegade Celestials.[Thor trilogy/GotG1&2/Eternals ]

Theory: Ego, The Grandmaster, and Buri (Odin's grandfather) were Celestials in arrested development while The Collector was a dying one. Galactus will be a Celestial too.

EVIDENCE

Two flavors of Celestials exist in the MCU. In GotG2, we saw Ego was a massive brain wrapped within a humongous head-shaped planet, but he had a humanoid avatar and the two were one being. Ego informed us that he was indeed a Celestial. However, GotG1 had introduced us to Eson the Searcher showing us what a right proper Celestial looked like and Eternals confirmed the mountain-sized armored version was the typical Celestial. So both classical Jack Kirby Celestials and planet Celestials with a just human embodiment exist in the MCU.

The planet Celestials are not quite done baking. Per Eternals, the Celestials reproduce by seeding planets with a Celestial and then indirectly rear the intelligent life on the world like cattle in order to feed it. Once that intelligent life reaches a certain energy threshold, a new Celestial emerges form the planet, destroying it in the process.

Ego - He lacked the gargantuan body of a normal Celestial. He also had no recollection of how he came to be, he had just simply always been there as a giant brain. That brain learned to manipulate matter and construct a planet around itself for protection. However, the planet had no intelligent life on it, so it never reached the energy threshold necessary to birth him into his full potential. As such, while he had godlike powers, he was stunted and limited to interacting with others in his self-created humanoid form.

The Grandmaster - In Thor's Willa Wonka-esque introduction to The Grandmaster during Ragnarok, we were told that The Grandmaster was the creator of Sakaar. Not simply the founder, not the owner, not the ruler, but the actual creator of the planet. Just as Ego's brain slowly cobbled together a planet for himself over millenia, apparently The Grandmaster did the same thing. Just as Ego was also The Living Planet, The Grandmaster was also Sakaar. Sakaar did have intelligent life though, the insectoid Sakaarians. However, The Grandmaster was a libertine and his emergence would have halted the never-ending party that was his life. He prevented it by farming out the intelligent life as a mercenary army to Ronan (during his quest for the orb) and replacing them with a small number dregs pulled from other worlds he used to entertain himself. The constant infl

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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How often to lawsuits like this Ginko Bioworks $DNA one happen, and how serious is this?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kessler-topaz-meltzer-checker-llp-133200765.html

I don't actually own stock in this company, but the concept is something I am interested in. I can see applications in everything from agriculture to carbon sequestration to industrial chemical manufacturing if a company legitimately nails the Ginko Bioworks model.

The problem is, I am new enough to trading that I have no way to gauge the seriousness of a lawsuit like this. Are these common and part of working in fast paced cutting edge technology where someone is always unhappy, or is this a pretty serious turn of events?

I understand answers are not financial advice, and am pretty content to sit on the sidelines until experimental technology produces some revenue.

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D2: Resurrected NEW Players Guide

-Mostly for new players. Also a refresher if you're coming back after a long break. :)

All Resource Links: https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/pqtjmu/diablo_2_resource_link_hell/

Endgame Details: https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/ptbh6l/diablo_2_endgame_details_breakdown/

Version with color-coded tooltips: https://diablo2.io/forums/d2-resurrected-new-players-guide-20-must-know-areas-t8912.html (load may be slow if on your phone)

1. You Only Get 1 Skill Respec Per Difficulty for completing the Den of Evil quest. After that the only way to respec is to farm the Act bosses in Hell difficulty to create respec tokens.

-You can max out each skill with 20 points, although bonuses to skills from gear pushes this beyond 20.

-Only focus on maxing out 1-2 main attack skills and their synergies or else your skills will become too weak later on.

-There are quite a few weak and mediocre skills in Diablo 2 so choose very carefully or you may have to re-create your character if you've already used your first Den of Evil Respec:

---Endgame Viable Skills for Every Class--- (Some are only for Crowd Control or Support)

Sorceress - Blizzard/Frozen Orb/Meteor/Fireball/Firewall/Static Field/Lightning

Paladin - Blessed Hammer/Concentration/Holy Shield/Smite/Zeal/Fanaticism

Barbarian - Frenzy/Double Swing/Leap/Battle Orders/War Cry/Battle Cry/Find item

Druid - Tornado/Hurricane/Grizzly/Oak Sage/Shock Wave/Fury

Necromancer - Skeletons/Clay Golem/Revive/Amplify Damage/Decrepify/Life Tap/Lower Resist/Corpse Explosion/Poison Nova/Bone Spear/Bone Prison

Assassin - Lightning Sentry/Death Sentry/Burst of Speed/Fade/Cloak of Shadows/Mind Blast/Shadow Master/Shadow Warrior

Amazon - Charged Strike/Lightning Fury/Penetrate/Pierce/Valkyrie/Exploding Arrow/Freezing Arrow

---"How Does Difficulty work in D2R?"---

-In Diablo 2 you start out in Act One "normal", you cannot change this until completing each difficulty. You have to defeat the act bosses to progress up to Act 5 Baal. Once you kill him you progress to "Nightmare". Then you can make Normal and Nightmare games.

-The game will play the same in Nightmare but the loot table opens up

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Gemstone based names

Here is a list of gemstone themed names, both common and rare. What is your favorite? Any others you can think of or gemstone names used in other languages?

Girls

Amber, Ruby, Jade, Diamond, Emerald, Sapphire, Opal, Pearl, Gemma, Jewel, Lapis, Beryl, Crystal, Amethyst, Coral, Esmeralda, Topaz

Boys

Garnet, Jasper, Onyx

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

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No spoilers
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Instead of 100 runs... 1 run of the whole game (hell, p8, MF400; spoiler alert, not really worth it)

I'd gotten a little bored of a '100 runs' session with my hammerdin and decided to take a break, do something different... apparently that was levelling another hammerdin >< (I wanted a smiter and didn't want to respec my hammerdin cause he wups too much ass :p)

I powered through normal and nightmare on p3 but the problem with playing a well-geared hammerdin is battling through hell would be like starting a brawl in a kindergarten - fun at first but it doesn't leave you satisfied... instead I decided to try to play through the entirety of hell on p8, figured if anyone could do it it'd be a hammerdin and I was curious how the loot drops would compare to a farming session

I started level 76.2, ended level 88.5... played on p8 for everything but Baal wave 2 cause fuck that shit >< (plus that wave is my mercs job, so p3 it was)... it was actually quite fun, enigma made traversal so much nicer and it was pretty tense in places, particularly towards the end of act 5 when hell lords started showing up... most common cause of death was mana burn cause suddenly you ain't going nowhere

In terms of gear - enigma, war travs, chance guards, arach mesh, shako w/ p. topaz, wizardspike w/ Ist, Sacred Targe (+28 all res.) spirit, perfect Maras, nagelring, random 34MF ring (408MF total)... my merc had eth thresher insight, eth dusk shroud treachery and tal's horadric crest for life steal... only charms I had were gheeds, a +15 all res. GC and a variety of 5-6 MF small charms

I didn't really bother noting where I found things as we all know the best places to farm, but here's what turned up:

  • Act1: Razortail, Key of Terror
  • Act2: Lum
  • Act3: feck all
  • Act4: feck all until Diablo dropped a string of ears... it was worse than the two I already had ><
  • Act5: +1 Bow/Crossbow skills, +40 life GC (nice if bowazon makes a comeback), Tal's horadric crest

not the best haul really... for a few days play... but hey at least I've got a smiter guy now when I find the gear... have to admit I'm a little disappointed at how unviable just 'playing the game' is for finding loot... I know RNG is RNG but I thought it might be like cows, kill a fuck ton of stuff and perhaps a few HRs will turn up at least, ah well... only got 20 runs left of my original hammerdin session and that at least has been lucky :p

(in terms of what I recorded, any runes >= Lum or any noteworthy set or unique items... so no Cathans or a certain military pick etc)

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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In depth build guide + leveling guide; Forcewave Krieg Death Knight, fantastic first character, Hardcore viable.

WARNING: LONG

Hello and welcome to my first ever guide. I have been a member of the Grim Dawn community for a few years now and have a modest 262 hours played at the time of writing this post. I've been playing on and off and made quite a few characters, but wanted to tackle Hardcore for once.

Being a Softcore player, this character would be very fresh and of course have no blueprints unlocked, so I wanted to make a character that was very easy to gear, is quite tanky, and can do most if not all content in the game. I have always wanted to make a Krieg Death Knight, so I settled on that.

While making this guide and trying to make it as complete as possible, I got a little overwhelmed. So no in-depth guide on my decisions... yet. I may add to this when I feel like it, but for now I need a little guide-writing break. I do hope it's still good enough!

Legend

Abbreviations that I will be using in this guide and what they mean, as well as a short explanation of what these do:

  • OA: Offensive Ability. This determines your chance to hit and chance to crit. It is checked against the enemy DA; Defensive Ability. You need at least 2600 at endgame. Builds that rely on critical hits need more of this. At 3100 OA your chance to hit most bosses is 100% and chance to crit is 22%.
  • DA: Defensive Ability. This determines your chance to be hit and chance to be crit. The enemy OA; Offensive Ability is checked against your DA. You never want to be crit, 2600 is the minimum at endgame, but more is better. At 3100 DA most bosses will hit you a little less than 80% of the time and cannot crit.
  • RR: Resistance Reduction. Enemies have resistances just like you. To (drastically) improve your damage, skills that reduces the enemy resistance are very valuable. There are 3 types:
    • -x% resistance, these stack with the same type and other types, most valuable version.
    • x% reduced resistance, these stack only with other two types, get one source.
    • x reduced resistance, these stack only with other two types, get one source.
  • Armor and armor absorption. Armor is an important part of your defenses. Every piece has a set % chance to get hit. Chest piece has a 26% chance to get hit, but boots have a 12% chance to get hit. The belt cannot get hit, but instead adds its armor value to all your other equipment. Having a single piece at low armor means you will get hit by larger spikes every so often! Armor absorption increases your armor effe
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Deathworld Commando: Reborn- Vol.3- Ch.44- Traveling.

Cover|Vol.1|Previous|Next|Map|Wiki+Discord|Royal Road|Ko-Fi

Good day everyone and welcome to another chapter.

First and foremost, thanks to Anymonmus Supporter for donating. You're a boss.

Speaking of donations, the artwork has been commissioned. Five new characters shall be drawn along with Kaladin. The artwork should be done before the end of the month. To all my supporters make sure you join the Discord or at least check the Ko-Fi in a few weeks so you can see the sketches early. Thank you all for making this possible.

Today's chapter is a bit on the shorter side but it's a good lore dump for the setting of this volume. Hope you enjoy, thanks for reading.

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β€œSo how does one go about turning in a quest?” I asked Dem.

Dem and I were sitting by a small fire in Gilcour Thicket. After killing the Lurker everyone decided to head to the next closest town to restock, turn the quests in, and get the fuck out of this place. Alce and Silent were on guard duty tonight but I wasn’t quite ready to head to bed yet. I’m honestly really tired but I didn’t want to be the first person to go to sleep around a bunch of unfamiliar faces.

β€œPretty simple really. If it’s an extermination quest like the Lurker and Drone quest then all you have to do is bring a piece of the monster back to the guild. You get paid if the monster part is worth anything on top of whatever the initial quest reward was.”

β€œI see… What’s stopping someone from hoarding monster parts and lying about completing quests?” I asked.

β€œThat’s a great way to get your ass kicked and banned from the guild for life. If they sniff out that kind of stuff you are done for. Good luck showing your face anywhere that has a guild building… And that’s nearly everywhere that isn’t some podunk village,” Dem said while stretching. His gaze turned serious, β€œTake this advice to heart, kid, the guild will always figure that kind of stuff out. Sure it might take them a while,

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How To Hit 400 Magic Find Fast & Cheap (no weapon!)

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Magic Find (MF) dramatically increases the Magic, Rare, Unique & Set items that drop as you slay demons!

Important Notes:

  1. Your first 100 MF is worth as much as the next 200. (Every little bit helps a ton at first!)
  2. MF starts to have significant diminishing returns after the first ~300 for everything but Magic items. (MF curve: https://diablo2.diablowiki.net/File:Magic-find-diminishing-returns.jpg )
  3. You can keep extra MF gear in your other weapon slots and swap to them right before you kill a Boss. Your MF is only calculated once the monster dies so this works and is common.
  4. When deciding to stack more MF gear, first consider if it will make your character too weak and you'd be better off with stronger gear. If you can kill much faster or spend way less time dying, its not always the best thing to just add more MF.
  5. If your Mercenary gets the killing blow, their MF is combined with yours.
  6. MF does NOT help Rune drops.

Cheap or Easy-to-find Gearing Options:

Helm: 3 Perfect Topaz (buy from Larzuk @ lvl 39) (72 MF)

Armor: 4 Perfect Topaz (96 MF)

Boots/Amulet: 2-piece Tancreds Set (78 MF)

Rings: Nagelrings (40-60 MF)

-Or Angelic 3-piece set gives 50 MF per ring (100 MF)

Belt: Goldwrap (30 MF)

Gloves: Chance Guards (25-40 MF)

Shield: Rhyme (Shael + Eth) (25 MF, cannot be frozen)

Charms: Small Charms (3-7 MF each) Large Charms (1-6 MF each) & Grand Charms (1-12 MF each)

Weapon: Dealers choice! Probably spirit Sword

-Or Gull Dagger (100 MF)

(drops from Coldcrow (Cave > Cold Plains), Cow King(N), Andariel(N) or gamble at lvl 11)

-Or Blade of Ali Baba (1 MF per clvl) (1-99 MF)

(drops from Baal(N) & Andariel(NM))

EVEN Cheaper Alternatives: (still hit 300+ MF)

*Note: Pick up/keep all trash blue rings & amulets to reroll them in cube. 3 amulets = 1 ring and visa versa

Helm: 3 Flawless Topaz (60 MF)

Armor: 4 Flawless Topaz (80 MF)

Boots: MF Boots bought from Elzix in (A2) (20-35 MF)

-Or Sigon Boots with 3-piece bonus gives (50 MF)

Amulet: Magic/rare amulet (15-35 MF)

-Or Vidala's Amulet 2-piece set bonus gives (50 MF)

*Rings

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