Where are blackholes most commonly found?
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What owl is commonly found drying the dishes?
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What is commonly prescribed for blindness?
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Things I learned: when asphalt became commonly used on roads, people got around more...
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What plants are most commonly seen in Rhinoplasty offices?
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︎ Feb 06 2019
What's the most commonly misspelled blood type?
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common pun but creative
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Common pun but still makes me laugh
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What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
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What does an empty room and a room full of married people have in common?
You canβt find a single person in it.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What do unvaccinated kids and jokes about unvaccinated kids have in common?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What do J-Lo and A-Rod have in common?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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What do Abraham Lincoln biographies and Instagram promoters have in common?
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What does a hangman and a hippie have in common?
They're both into tie-die!
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Lance is not a common name these days
But back in the middle ages people were called Lance a lot
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name."
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What do blm protestors and cod players have in common?
They both hate people who use riot shields
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What does every tombstone have in common?
They're all engraved.
(I told this to my five year old this morning and got a very satisfying groan.)
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Lance isnβt a very common name these days...
but in medieval times, people use to be named Lance a lot.
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What does Los Angeles have in common with the Hobbit?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What do guitarists and cleaners have in common?
Theyβre both good at sweeping
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What do a world-renowned scientist and a grazing cow have in common?
They are both out-standing in their fields.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What does a bee and a Navy SEAL have in common?
They both do sting operations.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What does potatoes and tomatoes have in common?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do children and department stores have in common?
They're both preparing for Christmas ... in September.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What does Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both fight Klingons around Uranus.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
The doctor just told me I only have the most common blood type, so I told him
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What do John Cena and my sense of humor have in common?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What do waiters and DJβs have in common?
Their job is to turn tables.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What to giants and strippers have in common?
They both grind menβs bones to make their bread.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Parallel lines have so much in common,
Its a shame they'll never meet.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
They both have Sandy Claws.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs...
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What does Lela_chan have in common with coffee?
We're both bitter and drunk in the mornings.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
They both say "insert bill here."
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?
They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...
"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What's the most commonly misspelled blood group?
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What do Cats and Pirates have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Lance isn't a common name these days
But in medieval times people were named Lancelot
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