"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Some cool and PUnny PUns
"Pun-patrol! You s-pun around on your chair way beyond government regulations!"
"I can't help it! I'm pun-sexual!"
"Sir, o-pun the door or we will have to use force!"
"Stay back! I have a hostage! I don't care if my crimes will ever get ex-pun-ged!"
"Lay down your wea-pun! Face your pun-ishment!"
"Sir, I just arrived and can confirm, he has a Pun-da!"
"Thank god for your pun-ctuality! This changes everything! Now go and pun-ch down the door!"
crashing noises
"Sir! We have fumes! God, what is this pun-gent smell??"
"Ahaha, you ran into my trap! Now die, Pun-k!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
silence
"No time for com-pun-ction. Come, S-pun-ky, we need to leave. Let's head for Pun-ama."
EDIT: formatting.
Under Quikrete 80 lb hug strength concrete bags, I saw the following under Q&A
Q: How many feet are in a bag?
A: No feet, only concrete.
This sub doesn’t allow images, otherwise I’d post it.
"It's a site for sore eyes."
It sucks
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
insovietrussiadomainregister.su
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
Me: Don't worry son, I'll sing you a lullaby.
Me: Hush little baby, don't say a word.
Me: And never mind that noise you heard.
Me: It's just the beasts, under your bed.
Me: In your closet, IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAD!
Me: EXIIIITTT LIIIIGGGHHHT!!!! ...... EEENNTTTERRRR NIIIIGGGHHT!!!
taken from dad jokes
https://imgur.com/gallery/bWpJujh
Certainly Sir, said the receptionist...this is the Lobby.
Me: it's means being happy
Son: so are you gay dad?
Me: no son, I have an wife
He posted some other dumb joke on Facebook and this happened lol
Stolen from dad jokes
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
Today, my daughter asked “Can I have a bookmark?” and I burst into tears. . .
She had lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I just found. When god blesses you, you must bless others.
Taken from dad jokes
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Hose A and Hose B.
Taken from dad jokes
Apparently he was the key witness.
Stolen from dad jokes.
A rain of terror.
That's a site for sore eyes.
Now that’s a site for sore eyes!
...that's a site for sore eyes.
