A list of puns related to "Spring Is Coming"
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Morning, Mr. B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I would have bought one at the market.
[Referring to a suicide pill they have both been given, after being captured by French revolutionaries]
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Iโm glad to say you wonโt be needing that pill, Mr. B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words โI have a cunning planโ marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): They certainly are.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Well, forgive me if I donโt do a cartwheel of joy; your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what is it?
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): We do nothing โฆ
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Yup, itโs another world-beater.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): No, wait. We do nothing โฆ until our heads have actually been cut off.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): And then we โฆ spring into action?
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): [to Baldrick] Unless I think of something, tomorrow we go to meet our Maker: in my case God, in your case God knows.
Baldrick (Tony Robinson): Sounds like a bag of grapefruits to me, Mr B.
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): The phrase, Baldrick, is โa case of sour grapesโ โ and yes it bloody well is.
Mrs. Miggins: The Scarlet Pimpernel, Mr. Blackadder! Heโs so exciting, donโt you think?
Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson): Actually, I think heโs the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.
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Warm spring day, first day the zoo is open for the season, families and couples come, place is jam packed and bustling with people.
I return from using the restroom and my Dad says, "Boy, it's like a zoo in here!"
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