It was fake shit
Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man
Group of peeps I hang out with are making good Halloween puns involving their user. I need one that can make use of either Vince, Vincevaleker, e11, or Valeker. Any ideas?
There is an Al Gore rhythm.
Because, well, Y knot?
I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.
But then I lost my train of thought.
My wife thought it was complete lunarcy.
^^SOMETHING Hope you enjoy it!
for instance , he shakes pear
I told him to take it easel.
Oops, sorry. In. Undated.
It's very unapeeling.
He didn't know, so I told him, "It's to minimize casual tees."
I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.
It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?
EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!
I'm coming up with "punny names" for 3 different services. Yard work, Babysitting, and dogwalking. So far, all I have is "Patty O's lawn mowing service"
I need two of each. Thanks!
The girl I want to ask to homecoming is in a dentistry program and I want to make a poster board with some cheesy puns on it to ask her, but I can't think of anything past "Brace yourself with homecoming."
Any ideas?
Sorry that this isn't a joke itself but my pizza place is making a newsletter and I need to come up with a punny name for it. So far the front runner is MozzarelLA Times
I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.
A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.
The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?
Thanks so much!
"Anyone need to go? Speak now or forever hold your pees!"
I'm writing an article for a class about a comet that is possibly getting burned up in the sun on Thanksgiving and I want a punny title. For the life of me, I can't think of anything, I figured you kind folks could.
Hi I need a good punchline for a donation drive poster. The drive is to collect items for needy school children. I'm at my wit's end, thanks for the help!
My friends and I have started to have weekly dinners and we rotate who hosts. We are all single and live alone so we wanted to do something to encourage us to cook a real meal on a regular basis. We need a good name to refer to it and I love puns - so I have come to you Reddit. If it helps, our dinners are Wednesdays. Many thanks!
I call it my gag reflex.
The problem was, as soon as I thought of the punchline, I forgot the set-up, and vice versa.
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How can you do math with your teeth?
When you go to the dentist and he gives you a shot some of your teeth will be numb and others will be number!
[this is the best wording I could come up with]
I can’t do this on my provolone
All I can think of/find is shrek jokes and "The owner/Fiona" puns. It would be great if you guys can help.
My friend is having a daughter soon and has yet to come up with a name, so she made the mistake of asking for suggestions. I need help coming up with some great pun names to suggest to her. Some notes:
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Her last name is Bridges.
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As I said, it's a girl (so something like "London" is out).
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I've already thought of Madison and Brooklyn.
Any suggestions?
