I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
One of my most proud moments was coming up with this
My mates were coming up with alternate names for shampoo.
Proud of my son coming up with this joke.. Doctor: don’t eat too many apples...
Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man
Need help coming up with a good Halloween pun...
Group of peeps I hang out with are making good Halloween puns involving their user. I need one that can make use of either Vince, Vincevaleker, e11, or Valeker. Any ideas?
Tried coming up with a good meme, but I found myself at a loss.
Coming up with dad jokes is all about Vice Presidential timing.
There is an Al Gore rhythm.
BBC coming up with an atonicshing pun
I'm coming up with knot designs shaped like letters of the Alphabet.
I took my surgeon friend to an ochestra night yesterday - It went from good to great when he excitedly told me his favourite part was coming up...
... I had no idea he was such a big fan of that organ solo..!
So I’ve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. I’ve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.
I’ve got a date with Destiny!
Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands !
And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?
There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
NBC is coming up with a docudrama about the life of Abraham Lincoln.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
[HELP] Need help coming up with a certain good pun info in desc.
Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.
I was coming up with a good joke on the subway.
But then I lost my train of thought.
Customer- "Give me your dryest wine you've got" Bartender- "Sure mate coming right up"
Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? I’m a high school teacher and am implementing a “phone hotel”. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it “Phone Hotel” with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
I Need help coming up with an August pun! Each month I write something nice on our calendar to my wife using the month as a pun. Can’t think of one for August! Can anyone help?
“Boss, I’m not coming in today. I woke up this morning and found that I grew a thick beard and have a turban on.”
Boss: What?
Man: Yes, I’m calling in Sikh.
Sometimes, I have a hard time coming up with a good joke.
Last night I couldn’t stop coming up with moon jokes.
My wife thought it was complete lunarcy.
With Father's Day coming up, I figured I'd get a little something y'all
^^SOMETHING Hope you enjoy it!
A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, “What are you doing climbing my tree?” “Well, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.
“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”
“Well I brought my own pears.”
I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
A string goes into the bar and the bartender tells him, “We don’t serve your kind here” the string then leaves, twists himself up and parts his hair, coming back to the bar, the bartender then asks, “Aren’t you the string from yesterday?”
The string replies, “I’m a frayed knot”
one bar owner was yelling at a recently joined bartender for coming up with new drinks and calling them weird names ...
for instance , he shakes pear
My son is a artist, and he was having a hard time coming up with something to paint
I told him to take it easel.
I phoned up my boss. I said, "I won't be coming in today. I'm really very ill."
"Nonsense!" he replied. "What is your reason?"
"It's this rare illness," I told him. "Very rare."
"Well, what is it?" he insisted.
I said, "I get sick whenever someone answers the phone."
With Valentine's Day coming up this week, I fear I'm going to be inundated with women.
Oops, sorry. In. Undated.
Thanksgiving is coming up. My wife's family makes mashed potatoes with the skins still on.
Now that Christmas is coming up I see pictures of reindeer everywhere.
I guess when it reins, it pours.
There's an up and coming band called Nine Hundred Ninety Nine Megabytes.
But they never get a gig.
I made my own golf balls. They were supposed to ship in 2 weeks but ended up coming early!
With Veteran's Day coming up, I asked my son if he knew why the army was so strict about their uniforms...
He didn't know, so I told him, "It's to minimize casual tees."
Did you hear about the up-and-coming honey bee?
I heard he’s gonna breakout in hives.
I asked my dad if he was coming up for tiramisu
And he replied with "yes teramisoon"
I was trying not to wake anyone up coming in from a night out
so I put those french pancakes on my feet and crepéd right up the stairs
[Request] Anyone got any jokes about using crutches? All the ones I coming up with are lame.
...But seriously I am looking for jokes about using crutches.
Need help coming up with a punny Murder Mystery title
I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.
It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?
EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!
Need help coming up with pun names for some services
I'm coming up with "punny names" for 3 different services. Yard work, Babysitting, and dogwalking. So far, all I have is "Patty O's lawn mowing service"
I need two of each. Thanks!
I need help with coming up with a homecoming proposal.
The girl I want to ask to homecoming is in a dentistry program and I want to make a poster board with some cheesy puns on it to ask her, but I can't think of anything past "Brace yourself with homecoming."
Any ideas?
I need help coming up with some cheese puns
I can’t do this on my provolone
I need help coming up puns with the name Fiona
All I can think of/find is shrek jokes and "The owner/Fiona" puns. It would be great if you guys can help.
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