Had an eye test today and they told me I'm colour blind.

That one really came out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EsseB420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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Found out I was colour blind the other day

That one came right out of the orange!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tegraim
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?

His cones don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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My friend, Hugh, asked me if I was colour-blind.

"Where are you?" I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashie1985
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I just found out I’m colour blind.

The diagnosis came out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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My optician has just told me I'm colour blind...

Well that came completely out of the green!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Recently found out I was colour blind.

All this time, I had no idea! It came right out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I just went the doctors, turns out I’m colourblind

The results came completely out of the purple!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Is this true?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

  • dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

  • green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

  • a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

  • I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

  • blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

  • a car park
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djgw88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was diagnosed as colour blind today.

It really came out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camocase
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My doctor told me I was colour blind today.

That news really came out of the yellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I was diagnosed as being colour blind the other day

It came right out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteStarfish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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My doctor told me I'm colour blind

It totally came out the purple....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthammond90
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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My optician's just told me I'm colour blind.

It's come completely out of the green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lookoutnow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Today, I discovered that I'm colour blind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelsopp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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