I accidentally ate some food coloring today.

The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryvee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.

He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.

Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicoddeffect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I applied a red food coloring to my sheep.

It dyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOnlyShyG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I ate some food coloring

The doctor said I'm okay

But inside I'm dyeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourTooSlow08
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I'm dying inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patientbearr
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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I drank a bottle of food coloring..

I dyed a little on the inside...then I blue chunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom

It looked like somebody dyed in there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwampWight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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I accidentally drank a little food coloring earlier today.. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahwitz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?

Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarynxm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What song do stylists listen to when coloring hair?

Go Forth and Dye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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I'm thinking about starting a publication for bookworms who enjoy jokes about food coloring

I'll call it Readers Dye Jest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I warned my wife not to put food coloring in our kids food

Don’t want them to dye inside!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luckj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Is food coloring bad for you?

Every time I eat it I feel like my insides are dying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mksnicks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I attached a coloring book to my shoulder when I went to the funeral

Just in case someone needed a shoulder to crayon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.

Turned out to be a dyer wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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A lot of kids these days are taking about coloring shirts.

I don’t know why they all want to dye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuartoMaster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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What’s a coloring book’s favorite drink?

crayonberry juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcelOceans
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I wanted to get into coloring textiles

But I heard it was a dying industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Every time I add food coloring to my butter chicken recipe

I dye a little inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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I'm on a weight loss plan where I eat nothing but food coloring.

It's a dyet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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I drank some food coloring

The doctor says I'm okay

But inside I'm dyeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourTooSlow08
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I drank some food coloring and I dyed a little inside.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandyHoey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What happens when you drink food coloring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DifficultPea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom...

It looked like somebody dyed in there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day.

The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one-last-hero
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I ate a teaspoon of food coloring

And now I'm slowly dyeing a little inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVIIDPOWER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Food coloring

Yesterday I swallowed some food coloring. I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnr_jinx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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I drank some food coloring by accident...

I feel like I dyed a little inside.

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I swallowed some food coloring today.

Doctor says I’ll be fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring

The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dippyfreshdawg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I can't believe I accidentally drank food coloring.

The doctor says I'll be fine, but it feels like I dyed a little on the inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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My wife asked me why I always put food coloring in my food.

I'm on a dye it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4StoryADay4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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What happens when you eat too much food coloring?

You dye a little bit on the inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestCoastHopHead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What happened when the kid swallowed food coloring?

He dyed a little on the inside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucarioSkywalker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring

My doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGNips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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