Food Colour Puns

A list of puns related to "Food Colour"

I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
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👤︎ u/gerstenmaltzextrakt
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.

The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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👤︎ u/siyuze
📅︎ Nov 03 2017
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5 Terrible Puns

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  5. I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

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👤︎ u/punsdaily
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

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👤︎ u/ahwitz
📅︎ Jul 03 2016
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3 Muslim women walk into Hungry Jacks

One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.

A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:

"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"

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👤︎ u/Kie723
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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I was doing shots of food colouring last night.

I ended up dying inside.

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👤︎ u/spicymemestealer
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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I drank some food colouring yesterday.

I think I dyed inside.

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👤︎ u/_akbar
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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I think I swallowed some food colouring.

I've dyed a little inside.

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👤︎ u/shotguywithflaregun
📅︎ Jul 22 2016
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