Two Canadian coffees are sitting in a library when one says to the other "You read a latté?"
I was supposed to bring home one of those coffees with icecream in it for my wife
Help with a coffee pun?
I've just finished my final paper on Starbucks, Diversity, and Excellence Theory. My professor loves witty titles, but my brain is mush. Suggestions? I can't espresso how much it will help me. Thanks a latte.
Thanks everyone! I loved all of your responses. I titled my paper Brewing Effective Public Relations: Excellence in Diversity at Starbucks.
Looking for a coffee pun for any TV show/ famous person
Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!
For the 2nd time in 4 years, I got my girlfriend to laugh at one of my daily dad jokes! Hope you like it too.
We are watching a dumb hallmark Christmas movie and the main guy owns a coffee shop. He is getting married and I make fun of the fact that his vows are all coffee puns.
So my girl yells, "well, he is a coffee person!"
Me- "no babe, he is just a human person."
(Her laugh was really a slight chuckle and a "you're so dumb", but dammit, I am taking the win!)
What do you call a very sad cup of coffee?
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
Somebody broke into my house and only stole my coffee, my lamp and my parrot.
I don't know how they sleep at night.
What did the Terminator say after he got his coffee?
This coffee tastes like mud!
Indeed, it is fresh ground!
A coworker of mine spilled boiling hot coffee on my leg and had the nerve to ask where it hurts
Mate died today by falling into a vat of coffee!
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
A police officer told a coffee maker "you're under arrest"!
The coffee maker asked "on what grounds"?
From my son. "What do you call Coffee for sad people?"
A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends...
I’ve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table... I know it’s genuine because . . .
it has a bit of veneer missing.
What do you call a coffee-serving ghost?
What type of coffee, does a zombie hate?
I thought I’d spilt coffee everywhere on my keyboard.
Turns out it was all under CTRL.
My wife says she's anti-coffee
I guess that makes me Uncle coffee
Why did the coffee call the police?
My son moaned at me that I was addicted to coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.
A clumsy employee knocked over his boss’s coffee cans and wasted all his coffee.
It was grounds for dismissal!
Business idea: coffee creamer for funerals...
Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.
Lightening never strikes coffee beans
My coffee table used to be owned by Evander Hoyfield ...
I can tell because it's missing a little piece of veneer.
How does Jesus make coffee?
Why does Dolly Parton always spill her coffee?
Went to a friend's house and she asked me if I wanted her to put some coffee or tea on
I told her no. I didn't want her clothes to get wet.
From my 10 year old son: Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
The difference between your opinion and coffee is....
This years coffee crop
Due to extreme weather, this years coffee crop will be very difficult to grind. Experts fear there may be trouble brewing.
My mom tries to wake me up in the morning with coffee, but honestly...
Coffee has a rough time in our house.
It gets mugged every single morning.
Two man walk into a coffee shop, one of them orders a Cup of Tea and starts stripping.
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
My neighbor, Mr. Coffee, came stumbling into the police station this morning.
Apparently, he had been mugged.
I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.
They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"
One astronaut says to another “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
The other astronaut replies “In space no one can, here use cream”
How does an Israeli make his coffee?
How does Moses make his coffee?
How does Moses make coffee?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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