A list of puns related to "Coffee Drinks"
Decap
A Kappa-ccino.
But only one calf in eight did.
I think that would be pretty handy.
Because in space, no one here use cream
It just goes right through you.
Doctor: have you tried taking the spoon out?
She got grounded...
LaVAzza
Frodo Cappuccino.
De-calf
And “Pop!” goes the weasel.
I replied "with my mouth."
Because they don't own proper-tea.
Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”
Dr: "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the mug?"
...but I suppose espresso could be worth a shot.
Decalf.
Because then they'd be jitter bugs
Me: I hate coffee, especially one that tastes this strong.
Wife: I guess that’s why you drink something with a little more subtle tea.
Decappucino
I have the same problem, but the other way around…when I sleep I can't drink coffee.
Affogato.
All The Single Lattes
We were out at dinner with the family, finished our meals and about to order coffee.
Dad: I don't drink coffee
Me: Why?
Dad: Because it's dirt. You know why?...
Me:...
Dad: Because it's ground.
crickets
Edit: spacing
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