Coffee Drink Puns

A list of puns related to "Coffee Drink"

What’s a sorority girl’s favorite coffee drink?

A Kappa-ccino.

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👤︎ u/MoodyToaster
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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I tried to get 8 baby cows to drink coffee.

But only one calf in eight did.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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I want to drink my coffee, smoke my cigarette, browse reddit on my phone all at the same time but I only have 2 hands. I wish I had another set of hands for this.

I think that would be pretty handy.

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👤︎ u/ShaggyB
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why do Russian astronauts only drink black coffee?

Because in space, no one here use cream

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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The worst part about being a ghost is trying to drink coffee.

It just goes right through you.

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👤︎ u/kshovhan
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Me: Doctor my eye hurts when I drink coffee

Doctor: have you tried taking the spoon out?

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👤︎ u/niggy-bros
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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My friend’s parents didn’t want her to drink coffee...

She got grounded...

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👤︎ u/CookieBiGirl
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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What type of coffee do people in Wakanda drink?

LaVAzza

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👤︎ u/WildWonderWolf
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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What type of coffee do dogs drink?

A puppuccino

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👤︎ u/Plucium
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What kind of coffee do the Hobbits drink?

Frodo Cappuccino.

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👤︎ u/Fildo_Daggins
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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What kind of coffee did the cow drink after giving birth?

De-calf

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👤︎ u/yim108
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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A girl on tinder asked me "how do you drink your coffee?"

I replied "with my mouth."

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👤︎ u/Aalex77
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”

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👤︎ u/SandyHoey
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. “Coffee” growls the wolf. “Water” says the fox...

And “Pop!” goes the weasel.

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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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"Doctor, when I drink coffee there's a pain in my left eye and when I drink tea there's a pain in my right eye."

Dr: "Have you tried taking the spoon out of the mug?"

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👤︎ u/ShibbleNibble
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Why do homeless people drink coffee?

Because they don't own proper-tea.

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👤︎ u/megalodon7944
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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I don’t really drink that much coffee...

...but I suppose espresso could be worth a shot.

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👤︎ u/thelastairbinder
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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What kind of coffee do cows drink?

Decalf.

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👤︎ u/leave_it_to_beavers
📅︎ Sep 15 2017
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Why don't termites drink coffee?

Because then they'd be jitter bugs

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👤︎ u/Alvaro_avalos
📅︎ Mar 19 2018
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After I accidentally took a drink of my wife’s black coffee

Me: I hate coffee, especially one that tastes this strong.

Wife: I guess that’s why you drink something with a little more subtle tea.

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👤︎ u/Tdog5454
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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What is Marie Antoinette's least favorite coffee drink?

Decappucino

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👤︎ u/Egregiou5
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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A lot of people tell me when they drink coffee they can't sleep…

I have the same problem, but the other way around…when I sleep I can't drink coffee.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Feb 28 2017
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What's that coffee drink called with the icecream?

Affogato.

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👤︎ u/AppleAsusSceptre
📅︎ May 21 2015
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Many people like to drink coffee but I don't get the hype
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👤︎ u/AndyVelez
📅︎ May 01 2016
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What Kind of Coffee Does Beyonce Drink?

All The Single Lattes

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👤︎ u/NoDragonsPlz
📅︎ Aug 21 2015
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You know why I don't drink coffee?

We were out at dinner with the family, finished our meals and about to order coffee.

Dad: I don't drink coffee

Me: Why?

Dad: Because it's dirt. You know why?...

Me:...

Dad: Because it's ground.

crickets

Edit: spacing

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👤︎ u/callacab
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee.

I guess coffee isn't his cup of tea.

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👤︎ u/LimpN
📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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