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📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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My son just handed me a coaster from a packet of Rolos

My quick reply of it being coaster celebrate was totally wasted on him, being only a toddler.

So remember, doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. When you're a dad, life is like a rolo coaster.

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📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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The lift is the best part of a roller coaster

The rest is mostly downhill

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📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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This Italian restaurant has some very punny coasters.
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👤︎ u/golubeerji
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call pot on a roller coaster?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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My wife recently died in a tragic roller coaster accident.

But at least I have a photo to remember her by. And a keyring.

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👤︎ u/twogreen
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Billy Corgan rides a roller coaster

https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

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📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do the French tell when they are on a roller coaster?

Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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I was tidying up the dining room when I dropped a coaster...

It rolled away and I exclaimed, “Look, a rollercoaster!”

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👤︎ u/McCleavage
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Why did the DJ ride the roller coaster?

For the massive drop.

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👤︎ u/litig8tor
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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👤︎ u/DrRoald
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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What do car tires say when they are riding on a roller coaster?

Wheeeeeeee-ls

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👤︎ u/Invisibirb
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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What happens when a roller coaster designer gets high?

He gets super loopy.

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👤︎ u/daplusl
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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I'm no longer afraid to say what I really think of roller coaster height requirements.

I've had it up to here.

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📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Coaster at the local brewery imgur.com/mcSEwjB
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👤︎ u/jpteynor
📅︎ Jan 03 2016
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My friends were arguing about which roller coaster to go on next at the amusement park. When they asked for my opinion, I told them I didn't care.

I was just along for the rides.

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📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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Why didn’t the rooster go on the roller coaster?

He was chicken

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📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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My friend went onto a roller-coaster and he passed out on it.

He said he has never passed out on one before.

I said, "Gs, man."

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📅︎ Dec 23 2016
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Why did Buddhist fall off the roller coaster?

Because he had no attachments.

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👤︎ u/Ayrane
📅︎ Jul 11 2017
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Roller coaster

Whenever someone complains about bills... "You know, life is like a roller coaster... ...it's expensive."

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👤︎ u/P0p0vsky
📅︎ Aug 22 2013
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