Climates Puns

A list of puns related to "Climates"

Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos

Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym

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👤︎ u/LazloDaLlama
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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When it comes to climate activists,

there's no one Greta than Thunberg.

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👤︎ u/blackhairedShan
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.

When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.

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👤︎ u/BLT5000
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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When I want to talk with people I just met I talk to them about climate change

I find that it's a great ice breaker

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👤︎ u/longnamewithnospaces
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..

..Deficiteroles

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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If the seas are rising so much due to climate change

We should start calling them B-‘s

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👤︎ u/you_kiIled_my_father
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Who's climate and why's he changing?

Be yourself bro

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👤︎ u/badboi707
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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What’s the difference between weather and climate?

You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!

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👤︎ u/ENTSheTookTheKids
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why is climate change so bad?

Personally I’d love to get a little hotter.

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👤︎ u/Kosmic_Kale
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
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👤︎ u/cain11112
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Climate change denial

Is the hottest thing of the century

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👤︎ u/doolu
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Climate change question?

How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?

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👤︎ u/Z6ATL
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Everyone is talking about climate change these days.

I guess it's a hot issue.

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👤︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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I've been trying to launch my business importing Soviet neckwear but in this political climate its impossible.

No one wants anything to do with my Russian ties.

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👤︎ u/symmetrygear
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
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👤︎ u/xerafoo
📅︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call a rap song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

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👤︎ u/nickyd123
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What vegetable is the most climate active?

Green Peas

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👤︎ u/t-dv
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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The day I believe in climate change

Will be the day hell freezes over

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Climate change may kill off polar bears…

but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.

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👤︎ u/twdvermont
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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Which monthly climate hits the most?

May weather

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👤︎ u/TommySoloman5000
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change

I guess it will be Amsterdamned.

That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?

source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/

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👤︎ u/bary3000
📅︎ Feb 03 2017
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How do you predict climate change?

With Al-gore-rhythms

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👤︎ u/josephseddon
📅︎ May 19 2018
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Some schools are getting rid of in-climate weather days

Now there snow days off for winter

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👤︎ u/KNABasai
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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Think the American political climate is screwy? Wanna know what's really backwards?

yllaer

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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If he's the only thing that can reverse the effects of climate change, why won't he step up and get involved?

Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.

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👤︎ u/The_Rodigan_Scorcher
📅︎ May 22 2016
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