R: "Batman, the batmobile is making a clicking sound and won't start." BM: "Check the battery."
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Iβm going to stop clicking on r/dadjokes jokes.
The real joke is always in the comments.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
Girlfriend is clicking her computer mouse rampantly...
So I say, "If you don't slow down I'm going to give you a speeding clicket."
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︎ Aug 21 2015
I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket
I chose Mask It or Casket
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︎ Jun 20 2020
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
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︎ Jan 12 2021
He clicked a lot of pictures but his pictures never came? Why?
Because he was a faux tographer.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
He has got a point
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Don't click
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︎ Jul 03 2020
"Crash Course."
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Don't click on any suspicious links
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Spoiler Alert
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I wasn't sure if I liked this one, but then it clicked!
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︎ Jun 07 2020
People will click any clickbait these days
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︎ May 16 2020
Thereβs another bacterial salad outbreak...
Yet lettuce romaine calm π€¦π»ββοΈ
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why don't ants get sick
Because they have little antibodies
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︎ Nov 10 2020
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Puntended
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why do secret agents get the best sleep...
Because theyβre always undercover.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My wife said she's going to leave me if I don't stop with the click bait
You wont believe what happened next!
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
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︎ May 28 2020
Which lawn decorations move around from yard to yard?
Gnomads.
(I'm not a dad but I came up with this one last year and have been dying to share it.)
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What is the opposite of isolate?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What does the nun say?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Dolphin son: Dad, how did you and mom know that you guys are meant to be together?
Dolphin Dad: When we first met,.....we just clicked.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I bet none of you will see this one coming
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I just don't feel like I click with others in this sub
I'm always doing it by myself. Since you're here, you probably do too :P
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Due to the quarantine
Iβll only be telling inside jokes
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat belt...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
At first I didnβt understand seatbelts then it clicked
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︎ Sep 25 2019
I thought I'd show off a section of our remote property. It's just a click away.
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︎ May 13 2019
Iβm at my school talent show and this guy said...
βbefore I start, I would like to check if my mic is working..β
βif your name is Michael, please stand upβ
then a couple of guys stand up
and he goes
βthat concludes my mike checkβ
(I saw this tweet and just had to share it!)
Click here for credit
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︎ Nov 30 2020
A mouse and a PC walk into a bar.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What's a great example of click bait?
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Where do you find the weight of a whale?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I met your mother on a dating site.
I don't know, we just clicked.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
MRW I click on this page
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Oh dad stop it
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︎ Nov 14 2019
My son asked me what procrastinate meant.
I said I'd tell him later
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What do you call an idiot who clicks on the "POST" button by accident?
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︎ Apr 25 2019
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself,
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Car go vroom
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I think this clicks
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I don't know if this belong here
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︎ Dec 04 2019
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