Claps Puns

A list of puns related to "Claps"

Why cant a T-rex clap with his hands?

Coz they're extinct.

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👤︎ u/__teju
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Why couldn’t the T rex clap his hands?

He’s dead

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👤︎ u/pickledust465
📅︎ May 07 2020
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Why can’t tyrannosaurus rex clap?

kid:- Because they have small hands!?

Dad:- No you bum, cause they’re extinct!

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👤︎ u/SniperRival
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms

But it's actually because they're dead

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👤︎ u/OtherwiseKnownAsSam
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why can't dinosaurs clap

Because they went extinct

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👤︎ u/Memes_Smell_Fun
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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When you have a clap light in your bedroom

rough sex also becomes a rave...

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👤︎ u/ice2257
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why cant you hear a T-rex clap?

Because its dead

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👤︎ u/fl1ppp3rs
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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If you’re happy and you know it clap your ha- oh.
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👤︎ u/spacecadet6966
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why cant the dinosaur clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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👤︎ u/MurtleWasHere
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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*slowly claps*
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👤︎ u/OctaveOGB
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Why cant a t-rex clap

Cuz its ded

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👤︎ u/CommunismBoi111
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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What do you call it when a bunch of old men clap??

Menapplause

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👤︎ u/GeoffisFly
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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Terrorists dont clap

Tali-ban

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👤︎ u/itachikunn
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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When I was younger, I had so much unprotected sex, I didn't get the clap

I got a round of applause.

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👤︎ u/bermobaron
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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Clap on! Clap off! imgflip.com/i/162zug
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👤︎ u/ikilledthatsnowman
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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Slow claps ensued...

Background: I have some experience behind a camera and have been looking for a job filming. My friend was telling me about a possible opportunity.

Friend: Ya know, they are opening up an adult movie studio soon, there may be some job openings.

Dad: It doesn't pay much, but it's all you can eat!

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👤︎ u/jt_216
📅︎ Jun 18 2014
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Why can't the T-Rex clap?

Because they're extinct.

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👤︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead!

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👤︎ u/dmMatrix
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why can't cavemen clap?

Because they're extinct.

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👤︎ u/phillydog1
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why can’t T-Rexes clap their hands?

Cause they’re extinct.

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👤︎ u/Lil-Failure
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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Most people think that t-rexes can’t clap because they have short arms

But really, it’s because they are dead

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👤︎ u/lukiamyourfather
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Cause they’re dead

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👤︎ u/PainsHurtfulTickles
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why can't T-Rex's clap their hands?

Because they're extinct.

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👤︎ u/CableDolt
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Cause they’re dead

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👤︎ u/CabbieTheSavie
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Why can’t a T-Rex clap?

Because it’s extinct.

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👤︎ u/boldlywingedfire
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why couldn’t the T-Rex clap his hands?

Because he was dead

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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Why can't T-Rexes clap?

Because they are extinct.

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👤︎ u/ousscar
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they’re dead

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👤︎ u/Sausage-Neck
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they’re extinct.

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👤︎ u/N0PESTRADAMUS
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why can't the T-rex clap?

Because it's dead.

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👤︎ u/LiquidZeroEA
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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👤︎ u/Fanatical_Shows
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Cause they’re dead.

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👤︎ u/toppykat
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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👤︎ u/tyagi_devansh
📅︎ May 20 2019
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they’re dead.

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👤︎ u/fatstrat228
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Why can't T-Rexes clap with their hands?

Because they're extinct...

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👤︎ u/TheAsianOneX1
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap

cause they're dead

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👤︎ u/joshlurks
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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👤︎ u/brad-corp
📅︎ May 27 2018
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Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands?

Because its extinct.

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👤︎ u/TheBroDingo
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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Why can’t a dinosaur clap?

Because he’s dead.

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👤︎ u/garyknowall
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead!

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👤︎ u/FuzeTheHostagePlease
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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Why can't the T-Rex clap?

Because it's extinct.

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👤︎ u/BT_Killz
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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👤︎ u/fauxing
📅︎ Dec 26 2017
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Why can't T-rexes clap their hands ?

Because they're dead.

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👤︎ u/LeRieur
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead

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👤︎ u/fishingducks
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap thier hands?

Because they're dead

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👤︎ u/Dr_Fabulous11
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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What can't dinosaurs clap?

cause they're dead.

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👤︎ u/vismajortom
📅︎ Sep 01 2017
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Cuz they’re dead

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👤︎ u/Crustville
📅︎ Jan 22 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because their dead...

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👤︎ u/TheEnderKing8
📅︎ Jul 16 2017
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Why can't t-rex clap his hands?

Because he's dead.

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👤︎ u/rUcKuS858
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap?

It's extinct.

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👤︎ u/adamaster7
📅︎ Feb 16 2017
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they are extinct

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👤︎ u/rimenoceros
📅︎ Nov 04 2015
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