Cincinnati, Ohio Puns

So I'm in the Rock Bottom Brewery in Cincinnati, Ohio and this is what happened: Waiter: Would you like a box? Girlfriend: Yes please Waiter: Better watch it, I throw elbows! proceeds to air box

Important to know: Three of my grandparents grew up in Indiana, the other in Ohio. People from Ohio get made fun of a lot in Indiana. They're nicknamed Buckeyes.

My dad asked where I've been applying to jobs, when I told him I'm looking to move to Cincinnati, Ohio. Then he says, "Ohio? You're gonna be a full blood Buckeye yet! No wait, a one and a quarter! A dollar twenty-five!" Then he laughed so hard that he had to pass the phone to my mother. The last time I heard him laugh that hard, he was watching the Three Stooges.