I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.
I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
I sexually identify as chocolate
What pronouns do chocolate bars use?
What's a chocolate bars preferred gender pronoun?
Life is like a box of chocolates
It won't last long if you're obese
What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Sexual chocolate
When I was in the army this shorty would ring me to hook up... I guess you could say it was the call of booty
Did you hear about that famous chocolate factory owner who suffered from a penis accident?
He's known as Willy Wonky.
What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?
A chocolate baaaaaaaaaaar.
A man threatend me with milk, chocolate and cheese
I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...
I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...
Hershey’s and Ikea have joined together to sell a chocolate pet.
Just picked up a Kït Kaát. Now to put it together...
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
Police are like a box of chocolates...
...they'll kill your dog.
I’m the chocolate magician.
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
Chocolate ice cream
Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said “let’s play a game”. How many “vans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said “one”(correct) So how many “straws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said “one” again (correct) So then how many “ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no “F” in chocolate ice cream - I said “Exactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
Thai girls are like a box of chocolates....
You never know which ones have the nuts.
I just baked some fresh chocolate chip cookies
Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?
Pocket Lindts...
Credit: Twitter
Life is like a box of chocolates...
It's destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.
It’s only the second day of Hanukkah, and my wife already ate all of the chocolate in the house...
A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
Don't fight with me over chocolate
I am not someone to be truffled with!
According to my chocolate advent calender....
There is only 3 days till Xmas.
Free chocolate slogan
"This is the best chocolate I have ever tasted"
Eats entire bar in two bites
"Bar, none"
You're welcome big chocolate...
My pal used to think he was a chocolate orange....
So in the end, we had to have him sectioned.
What kind of chocolate do Australian diving fans eat?
What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?
Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
A child picks up a piece of chocolate and puts it in the shopping cart. The mother takes the chocolate, as it is unhealthy, and puts it down next to the eggs.
For its unhealthy being, it was in eggs-aisle.
A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...
"No. You can taek-won-do."
Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
What pronouns gender does a chocolate bar use?
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
What is a chocolate bars preferred gender pronouns?
What are chocolate bars preferred pronouns
According to my chocolate advent calendar...
....there's only 3 days left till Xmas
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
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